19 Hilarious The Reaction Puns

In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.

I'm mass-turd-baiting.

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👤︎ u/Klratz

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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My wife and I were in the hospital with my 2 year old daughter who had a allergic reaction to a tomato...

Her face went red and her cheeks swelled up making her look just like a tomato.

After the nurse and my wife finished talking about her reaction, I just couldn’t help but blurt our “well, you are what you eat”

My wife eye rolled, the nurse just looked at me with a deadpan face and said “well done” and walked off.

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👤︎ u/Drahcir1

📅︎ May 19 2020

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The mallard reaction

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👤︎ u/cyndacyndaquill

📅︎ Feb 03 2020

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What was the letter m’s reaction after finding out that m and t wouldn’t be in the alphabet together?

It felt very mt inside.

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👤︎ u/MansNotHot772

📅︎ May 15 2020

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The reactions...

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👤︎ u/Pizzarius

📅︎ Jun 05 2019

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Did you hear about the scientist who started a nuclear reaction with donkeys?

He reached critical ass.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 14 2019

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Why are puns the only joke medium that are measured in how good they are by how volitole the reaction is?

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👤︎ u/SirRettfordIII

📅︎ Aug 02 2019

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My reaction when I take a trip to the Hoover Dam and the temperature breaks 100°

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👤︎ u/Swanberet

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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I don’t know why everyone is so surprised at the reaction of the short guy in the bagel shop

It’s a well known fact that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t Happy

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👤︎ u/havenlad

📅︎ Jul 25 2019

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The doctor gave me advice about my allergic reaction...

He warned me not to do make any rash decisions

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👤︎ u/Porsher12345

📅︎ Feb 11 2019

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Plants reaction to the global warming caused by humans

Leaf us alone.

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👤︎ u/ThunderAlex2

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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Finally had the chance to use my favourite dad joke; got the ideal reaction

http://i.imgur.com/RsVJIte.png

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👤︎ u/fiftyseven

📅︎ Nov 25 2015

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My reaction to the Bill Nye v. Ken Ham debate last night

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👤︎ u/Lenoh

📅︎ Feb 06 2014

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My Dad's reaction to this photo I took: "Do you know why one side of a flying V of geese is always longer than the other?" answer in comments

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👤︎ u/ohiopimp

📅︎ Aug 30 2013

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My dad's reaction to whenever the time is 2:30 or anywhere near 2:30 for the last 24 years I've known him...

"Uhp! Time to go to the dentist."

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👤︎ u/doodiewizard

📅︎ Oct 21 2013

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Got a kick out of this one from my FB feed. Got a kick out of the reaction too...

http://i.imgur.com/pigfT5Q.png

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👤︎ u/ayekuf

📅︎ Feb 16 2016

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My dad's reaction to the news about Richard Matt

One down, no Sweat.

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👤︎ u/iiooiooi

📅︎ Jun 26 2015

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Finally got the reaction I've always been hoping for

Me, to my 11 year old son:

> What is this video game? fart sound

What, Dad?

> Call of Doody

His eyes dropped, he shook his head and sighed.

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👤︎ u/Nougat

📅︎ Aug 07 2014

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When I was about 9 or 10, my whole family was in my parents' bed watching cartoons. I tickled my brother and he accidentally pushed my mother out of the bed with his spastic reaction...

Pissed, she said something angry like "Joshua, be careful, you could have killed me!"

My dad didn't miss a beat: "Well it was an accident, so it wouldn't be considered mattress-cide anyway."

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👤︎ u/ottawapainters

📅︎ Feb 17 2014

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