What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What’s an advantage of writing code in hexadecimal?

Non-binary people will be able to understand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tranz-geek
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Saw this sitting outside my house and had to take advantage of it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/katquizzity
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The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...

apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.

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What's the biggest advantage a country like Switzerland has on us?

I don't know either but I think their flag is a big plus.

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How do you avoid incoming attacks in videogames?

You take advantage of dodgy programming...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriedwaldLeben
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage.

I take that as a compliment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Just got offered a job teaching poetry in prison.

Spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What’s the advantage to being a test tube baby?

You get a womb with a view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jalfredproofrock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Growing up with a dyslexic father had its advantages...

Whenever he caught me swearing, he used to wash my mouth out with soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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To all those who take advantage of women's clinics,

Thank you for your cervix!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Even Ferdinand Feghoot could be outpunned on occasion – but he always rose to the challenge.

There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits – all from late twentieth-century Terra – on a training study of Carter’s World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies.

β€œLook at the perfection with which these streets are graded”, exclaimed one student. β€œEarth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. How can they do it?”

β€œA new alleyway is being constructed, nearby”, said Feghoot. β€œLet us walk that way while I explain.” As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carter’s World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks.

β€œI see”, said the student. β€œIt’s not graded road at all; its a simple hammered-earth base.”

β€œThat’s right,” Feghoot went on smoothly. β€œYou just hit the road jack and don’t come back no mo.”

His students registered dismay and anguish.

β€œIsn’t that right, old-timer?,” Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached.

β€œAhm afraid not, suh”, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. β€œOh, we used to do it that way, but it was far too much trouble. It’s the soil heah. You see, the very same soil which produced our famous cashews is so high in clay content that a child could roll out a road of it. Then, we simply use a system of lenses to bake it into hardness. Ahve just completed this alley mahself, and ahm just a retired professor of Sports History, much too old and feeble to handle hydraulic jacks.

β€œSo you see,” he finished, eyes twinkling, β€œMah hammered alley is really cashews clay.”

Howls of agony rose from the students, but Feghoot never hesitated. β€œAnd he”, he said, turning to his students, β€œis clearly the gradi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nomnommish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Which part of the alphabet has a totally unfair advantage?

The OP part. πŸ€ͺ

Came up with that myself tonight!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spamspamzoam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight

21

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DOUGH-P
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do they call an unfair advantage that the undead have?

Wight privilege.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trash_can_not
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Using the town name to their advantage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erin469
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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I had to break up with my tennis-playing girlfriend

Love meant nothing to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milkchaser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Essay : discuss the advantages and disadvantages of being an amputee

Well on the one hand it can have a huge psychological impact

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night

Turns out it was just saturday night fever

(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Advantages of titute are made illegal by disadvantages of titute.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSupaHotFire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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The advantage to simple origami is

Two fold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newaccount1959
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I was trying to show my dad the advantages of storing his passwords in the cloud in order to never lost them and have access from anywhere when...

He looked at my with a smile in his face and say... "But what if it's sunny?"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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What are some advantages of living in Switzerland.

I'm not sure... From an outside perspective though, the flag looks like a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyrus9898
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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My wife said that I twist everything she says to my advantage.

I said, β€œThanks. That is really nice of you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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During lockdown my origami skills have improved...

Tenfold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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So my dad just figured out how to text message, and he's taking full advantage of it.

This is the exact interaction that took place:

Dad: I have a joke for you

Me: Aight.

Dad: When someone expresses an annoying opinion ask them...

Me: Go on. Im enthralled.

Dad: Deer eat grass, cows eat grass

Dad: Horses eat grass

Dad: Ask: why is deer poop like raisins but cow poop look like paddies and horse look like apple plop

Dad: He or she will say I do not know

Dad: R u ready for punchline?

Me: I was born ready.

Dad: Ok then...

Dad: U say, why do I care what u say when you don't know shit!

Me: I see you learned to text message.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllantheCat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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He HAD to take advantage of all of the Facebook spam in the news today...

http://imgur.com/a/7KGvb

Thanks dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbdallin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What is the biggest advantage about living in Switzerland ?

I don't know, but the Flag's a big Plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vik-ram-8_4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My wife says I twist everything she says to my advantage....

I take that as a compliment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's certainly a big plus.

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My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage.

I take that as a compliment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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There are plenty of advantages to living in Switzerland...

For example, the flag is a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Whats the advantage of living jn Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CookieOmNomster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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There are many advantages of visiting Switzerland

I mean, the flag itself is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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What are the advantages of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vallendusk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland...?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N0B0dyyy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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There are so many advantages to living in Switzerland.

For starters, their flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henzhou
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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What is the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattellis77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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I don't know what the advantages of living in Switzerland are

But the flag is a big plus

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