A horse walks into a pub and orders a pint. The bartender says, “You’re in here a lot, do you think you may be an alcoholic?” The horse replies , “I don’t think I am” and disappears from existence.
See, the joke is about Descartes’ famous philosophy of ‘I think, therefore I am’ but to explain that before the rest of the joke is to put Descartes before the horse.
No joke here. I just want to tell any dads out there that may be struggling to keep your heads up...
When you look down, all you see is defeat.
We really shouldnt be making any Covid jokes in here.
They are in 'poor taste'.
Saw this at work and thought it would be appreciated here
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
First time posting here, please be lentil.
Does this deserve to be here?
Please,wait.Your doctor will be here within a minute
dOnT wOrRy iM pAtIeNt (just the popular joke,not stolen)
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
Fudgemint Day will be here soon enough
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
Saw this in r/memes, thought it should be here (might be a repost, I aint sure)
Snowman family be chilling out here.
May be here may not all I know is we need zylophone
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
I wanted my first post here to be special
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
Can this be centaured here? I dunno, i'm just gonna gogh
I couldn't decide where this meme should be putin, so I decided to post it here
Saw this in another sub needed to be here
Nurse: Doctor I took all the lung, kidney and heart donors and alphabetised them.
Doctor: Wow, that’s very ORGAN-ized
My first one here, be kind
Me: What's worse ignorance or apathy?
Daughter: I don't know and I don't care.
Found on r/memes. Thought it'd be appropriate to post here
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
I’ll be here all night ladies and gentlemen
Saw in r/memes, thought should be here might be a repost tho
heya buds it’s good to be here
it’s good to be here to talk to people without getting a PUN-ishment
May be this belongs here :P
Might not be the appropriate place for this, but here is a bold take
Thought this deserved to be here
There must be some kind of way out of here
Thought this deserved to be here
Not mine, but it deserve to be here
"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom
"Dad: 'Did you know that all the people who live around here aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?'
me: 'Really? why not?'
dad: 'Because they're not dead yet.'
I want to be frank here
But I'd have to change my name
I think this should be here
Something this punny needs to be here
Dirty puns shouldn't be posted here, but on...
/r/puNSFW (pronounced "pUnsafe for work")
Saw this and it needed to be here
Saw this while browsing Instagram. Felt it should be here
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
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