Mon, Wed, Fri, Sun- its Greg Tues, Thurs, Sat- its Ian
It's the GregorIan Calendar.
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︎ Feb 10 2014
Deep fried pun
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︎ Mar 02 2019
so I made a dadjoke hi tired I'm dad during breakfast and daughter got angry. so I said...
What are you going to do, throw me with the frying pun?
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︎ Sep 30 2019
Did you know the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ Feb 09 2021
French fries werenβt originally cooked in France π«π·
They were cooked in grease
βWell oil be dammedβ
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I got my pet sloth some fries
Apparently he doesn't like fast foods
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
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︎ Apr 16 2021
This morning I had fried eggs, fried bread, fried potatoes and refried beans....
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I owed my friend $20 so I gave a few dollars, some loose change, and a few small pieces of fried chicken
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︎ Mar 31 2021
How did the French fry die?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
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︎ Mar 23 2021
I think this joke was fry
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him "Are you the friar?"
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Iβm about to share a joke thatβll turn r/dadjokes upside down
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︎ Mar 24 2021
But dad, Tommy's father lets him eat his fries with his fingers!
He's wrong, son. The fingers should be eaten separately.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
The first French fries weren't actually made in France.
They were made in grease.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...
'Are you the friar? ' I asked him.
'No, I am the chip monk' he replied.
Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What do you call a fried potato who is being held hostage?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I was in McDonald's and I ask the worker how much for a big mac and fries
She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.
So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I was driving through Quebec, and a cop suddenly pulled me over eating fries and gravy.
It was a poutine traffic stop.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Every Friday for dinner, I make everything deep fried
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?
Theyβre the chip monks.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms π§Ή
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︎ Aug 01 2020
You know where French fries are made?
Not in France.
But I heard theyβre made in Greece.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Of course, french fries are far too posh for us, we only do chips!
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you cook fries with?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Has anyone seen the new film about fried eggs?
Apparently it's been panned by critics.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What do you call a fish fry without fish?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
At least he got laid before he died
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What do you call a couch potato that smokes a lotta weed?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Last night I had a dream that I ate a 50 lb marshmallow.
This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did the French fry say βowβ?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Did you know that the first french fries werenβt cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in grease!
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Did you know that the first French Fries werenβt cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ May 15 2020
French fries arenβt cooked in France
Theyβre cooked in greece
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Did you know that the first ever French Fry wasnβt cooked in France?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Did you know french fries arenβt originally from France?
They were first cooked in Greece.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
There was a debate whether or not if French fries were cooked in France...
I say they were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
The first French fries weren't cooked in France
They were cooked in grease
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︎ Sep 08 2020
The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ May 26 2020
A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips.
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied, "No, I'm the chip monk".
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︎ Aug 20 2020
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Did you know the first French Fries werenβt cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece
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︎ Apr 19 2019
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling when you fry it?
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