28 Hilarious Frisbee Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger,

then it hit me

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/PsychologicalAd7193

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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I was stood in a field the other day wondering why the frisbee coming towards me was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/nathanlloyd

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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I went to the park today to play frisbee with my dog.

It was shit, I need a flatter dog.

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👤︎ u/tombola201uk

📅︎ Sep 23 2019

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“Frisbee is not a valid Olympian sport”.

Discus.

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👤︎ u/kedgesproz

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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Sometimes I wonder, "why is that frisbee getting bigger?"

And then it hits me

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👤︎ u/mattmilli1

📅︎ Jul 15 2018

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You ever hear the one about the overthrown frisbee?

Never mind, it'll just go over your head.

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👤︎ u/ducklax21

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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In my opinion more people should write more jokes about frisbee's

Discus

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👤︎ u/peterjonestv

📅︎ Dec 03 2016

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What do you call a group of stoned gardeners playing Frisbee?

A high discus plant.

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👤︎ u/Dirker27

📅︎ Feb 04 2018

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My dad tried to tell a joke about a Frisbee

It fell flat

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👤︎ u/mark4669

📅︎ Oct 23 2015

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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets

and then it hit me

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👤︎ u/aresbeast

📅︎ Oct 09 2020

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Standing at the park today wondering why does a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets..

And then it hit me! I didn't see that one coming

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👤︎ u/MainScientist6

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets bigger the closer it gets to you.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Joe9455426

📅︎ Oct 07 2020

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I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/studentadvisor101

📅︎ Jun 02 2020

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I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger

And then it hit me

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👤︎ u/Yellossss

📅︎ May 13 2020

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I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.

Then it hit ne.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333

📅︎ Jun 03 2020

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Standing in a park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/420_esketit

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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I was wondering why this frisbee might be getting bigger...

.. then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead

📅︎ Aug 19 2019

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/JRBX

📅︎ Mar 21 2019

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/SideOfInsanity

📅︎ May 06 2019

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/glitchomojo

📅︎ Dec 01 2018

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I was wondering why the frisbee got bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy

📅︎ May 05 2018

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger and bigger...

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Sean-TFU

📅︎ Dec 27 2018

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Went to the park yesterday to play frisbee with my dog.

Think I'm gonna need a flatter dog.

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👤︎ u/man_nowhere

📅︎ Feb 23 2019

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/monkeymonkenstein

📅︎ Jan 06 2019

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I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger...

Then it hit me!

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👤︎ u/Dfarni

📅︎ Sep 17 2018

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I was stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets bigger and bigger as it heads towards you...

And then it hit me...

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👤︎ u/Toraden

📅︎ Sep 01 2017

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I took my dog to the park yesterday to play Frisbee with him.

Turns out I need a flatter dog.

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👤︎ u/AlwaysUpvotesScience

📅︎ Dec 11 2015

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