A list of puns related to "Turkey Drumstick"
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY
In the freezer section, my 2 year old goes:
"What's that daddy?"
"Those are turkey drums. (drumsticks with a brand name) That's how they get into turkey rock bands"
"oh"
Like he just accepts this shit as fact and I can't stop myself :D
Fiancée thought it was a stupid joke so I can be sure it was awesome.
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