I've invented a sandal for one legged people...

It was a flop.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What was the one legged Man doing in the Bank ?

.. Checking his balance.

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📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Saw a one-legged man at the ATM this morning.

He was checking his Balance.

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👤︎ u/streety22
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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I found a one-legged hitchhiker while driving today.

I told him to hop in.

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👤︎ u/ThyNameIsP
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Did you hear about the one legged man that lost his prosthetic?

He was hopping mad

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👤︎ u/lvrcerosis
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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What's the name of the one-legged waitress that works at IHOP?

Eileen.

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📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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I went out with a one legged girl once who worked in a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

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📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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Please don't make fun of one legged pirates.

They won't ever find that humerus.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Nothing more fun than a one legged man...

...in an ass kicking contest.

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📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in!

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👤︎ u/Tjohn184
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Where does the one-legged man work?

IHOP

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📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo!

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📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Where does the one legged lady work?

Ihop.

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👤︎ u/Im-a-nazi
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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What do you call a one legged woman?

Eileen

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📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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What's my one-legged sister called?

Eileen

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📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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So, the local brewery just hired a one-legged guy

He's in charge of the hops.

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👤︎ u/BradC
📅︎ Feb 06 2017
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What do you call the first amongst one-legged transformers?

Hoptimus Prime

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👤︎ u/geekdotneo
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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I am on the last chapter of a book about the life of an one-legged man.

I have a feeling that his end is afoot.

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📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?

"Hop in!"

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👤︎ u/Kiznilla
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker?

Hop in!

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📅︎ Mar 18 2018
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Did you hear the one about the three-legged dog who walked into a bar?

He was "lookin' for the man who shot his paw."

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📅︎ Mar 26 2017
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One my dad just said: What was the pirate's one-legged girlfriend's name?

Peggy.

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📅︎ Nov 16 2013
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I dated a one legged girl who worked at the brewery....

She was in charge of the hops

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

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📅︎ Jul 14 2017
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There was a one legged man at the ATM this morning..

He was checking his balance

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👤︎ u/sprice-3
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

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📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP.

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📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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Why did the one legged man go to the bank?

To check his balance

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📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP

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👤︎ u/Scoobs93
📅︎ Dec 24 2016
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Where does a one legged waitress work?

IHOP

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👤︎ u/thoward17
📅︎ Sep 23 2017
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What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?

Hop in...

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👤︎ u/genehil
📅︎ Jan 10 2017
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