ton fils sΓ©rieux?
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οΈ Feb 14 2021
I have tons of unemployment jokes
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οΈ Apr 15 2021
What do you call a YouTuber that gives away a ton of bread?
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οΈ Apr 23 2021
Thereβs tons of liquidity in this market
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οΈ Feb 03 2021
How to earn a ton of money in 1 easy step
Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.
Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!
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οΈ Mar 11 2021
What do you call a ton of backlog work ?
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οΈ Apr 19 2021
A guy I know just bought a bunch (almost a shit-ton) of soft foam footballs and kerosene...
I think his plans are Nerfarious.
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οΈ Mar 18 2021
The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
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οΈ Dec 28 2020
a friend asked me to say won ton backwards ....
I said Not Now
Sorry , I had to do it
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οΈ Dec 21 2020
What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A ton of feathers. You have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..
.. last year I raked it in.
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οΈ Sep 25 2020
DAB TON
Not the best joke, but it's not bad when you read it backwards.
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οΈ Oct 27 2020
I know tons of dad jokes! Hereβs one
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οΈ May 29 2020
There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant, change the label then resell them.
Sometimes he would simply rename the brand. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. Eventually he was found, arrested, and brought to court. And though he admitted to doing all those things, he insisted that he had done nothing illegal and that moreover, his actions were protected by the law and the Constitution. His reasoning?
"I have the right to rename sealant!!!"
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οΈ Jul 29 2020
Geroge Washing Ton and Bill Clean Ton
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οΈ Apr 15 2020
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
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οΈ Jun 26 2020
Randy or ton.
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οΈ Jun 29 2020
βIβm about to be in a crap ton of pain.β βWhy?β
βI just ate spicy food, son.β
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οΈ Sep 04 2020
Wolverine delivered tons of gifts on Christmas
People called him Santa Claws
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οΈ Jul 28 2020
My friend is a sushi chef and makes a ton of money.
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οΈ Jun 04 2020
What do you call a president that has a ton of laundry to do?
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οΈ Feb 05 2020
I see a ton of people driving in automobiles by themselves and still wearing a mask, what are they afraid of?
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οΈ Apr 11 2020
The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns.
roto.life/nba-paris-game-β¦
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οΈ Jan 25 2020
A truck unloaded tons of hand tools into a river...
It is now a screwed river
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οΈ Feb 13 2020
What's called when people start buying tons of stuff "just in case" during a crisis?
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οΈ Mar 25 2020
A ton of milk weighs less in the car.
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οΈ Aug 03 2019
Did you know that TON spelled backwards is NUT
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οΈ Dec 23 2018
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
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οΈ Jul 04 2019
Light reflecting off Vietnamese soup should be called Pho tons
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οΈ Jan 30 2019
Why do ants never get sick? Because the have a ton of ant-i bodyβs
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οΈ Jun 09 2019
What do you call a machine that makes a ton of the letter s?
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οΈ Dec 28 2017
I love using Anker cables, I bought a ton of them to charge all my devices. Although, I have so many of them now, it's hard to keep them in order.
I need to take an Anker Management class.
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οΈ Mar 26 2019
Iβve always wondered what a ton of bricks would feel like
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οΈ Jan 19 2019
What is the opposite of ton?
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οΈ Feb 02 2018
I always wondered why my dog has to stop and sniff a ton of things for ages on our daily walks...
...and then it dawned on me she's just checking her peemail.
I suppose this morning's half-hearted squat to pee while moving was a reply-all.
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οΈ Jun 18 2018
Me: I met a ton of people
Dad: You had them weighed?
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οΈ Nov 04 2018
I know a ton of halloween jokes
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οΈ Oct 31 2018
George Washing a ton
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οΈ Feb 06 2015
My grandma in Liverpool got scammed out of a ton of money.
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οΈ Feb 19 2018
Dracula is walking down a street in Transylvania when suddenly tons of sandwiches, mini sausage rolls, crisps, chicken wings and cocktail sausages fall on him...
Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
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οΈ Oct 13 2017
I have tons of unemployment jokes.
I'd tell you one but none of them work
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οΈ Sep 28 2020
A ton of milk weighs less in a car, because then it's a carton.
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οΈ Nov 06 2019
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