Tony Stark Puns

A list of puns related to "Tony Stark"

If Tony Stark was born in ancient Italy

He would've called himself the Iron Roman.

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👤︎ u/jimalexp
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?

One Buck.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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What is Tony Stark's favorite form of humor?

Irony.

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👤︎ u/Socratio
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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A fan approached Tony Stark and asked how does he keep himself fit

Tony replied,"I run man"

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👤︎ u/Vageesh1897
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What would you call Tony Stark if he lived in the ocean?

Tony Shark.

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👤︎ u/ShutFuckUp
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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Tony Stark used the Mark 50 in Infinity War and Bruce Banner used the...

Mark Ruffalo

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👤︎ u/the_piper_sniper
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why did Tony Stark put a tracker on Natasha?

Because she was always Romanoff

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👤︎ u/httpeachpunch
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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Tony Stark Dad Joke

Tony: Hey Steve. Come over here.

Steve: Yeah?

Tony: Look at this.

Tony: shows Steve a picture of a knee

Steve: What’s that?

Tony: It’s your knee, Cap.

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👤︎ u/adryhanchurro
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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Little Known Fact: Matthew Broderick almost beat out Robert Downey Jr for the role of Tony Stark

When Downey got the role, they had to change the movie title to Iron Man instead of Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.

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👤︎ u/borgenhaust
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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Tony Stark builds super-advanced tech and dangerous weapons in order to keep the world safe?

They should call him Iron-y Man.

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👤︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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DADJOKED BY TONY STARK

http://imgur.com/sVGlryi

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👤︎ u/AnthropomorphicPenis
📅︎ May 05 2015
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Im stuff

Peter Parker: Sorry i was late, i was doing stuff. MJ: Im stuff Peter Parker: omg MJ NOOO! Tony Stark: laughing Pete, your girlfriend is awesomesauce Dad: hi stuff, im dad

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👤︎ u/ducc777
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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Endgame spoiler Alert.

I couldn't help but think that the final confrontation between Thanos and Tony Stark would be the ultimate dad joke in the universe. Might not sound like much, but this is how that scene played out in my head.

Thanos (about to snap, after the scuffle with Tony) : I am... inevitable.

Tony : Hi inevitable, I'm Iron Man.

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👤︎ u/ronniewhodreamsalot
📅︎ May 01 2019
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How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?

One Buck

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👤︎ u/lukethekiwininja
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?

One Buck

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👤︎ u/BatmanJain
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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How much did it cost to kill Tony Stark's Parents

A Buck.

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👤︎ u/zonekill5150
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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