John Bon Jovi has started an extremely strict fruit only diet...

He's living on a pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a strict crossing guard?

The Go-stop-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheHueManatee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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There is a religious veterinarian who has a strict rule that only one vet can work on large animals at a time

Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowing-fishSCL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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We have a strict hierarchy policy for PPE usage at my office...

Regular workers must wear small face shields, while Managers get to use the super-visors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Strict dress code
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I was talking to my friend and he asked me, β€œAs a young boy was your mom strict with you?” I told him, β€œTo be honest,...

β€œ...my mother was never a young boy.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call strict quality control of threads?

Screwtiny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why is the army so strict about their uniforms?

To minimize casual tees...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Whats is the problem with strict dads?

You're in trouble the moment you cross the dadline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I decided to leave my strict, religious Pennsylvanian community to raise ducks. When I told my father, he said "Son, you have a choice"

You can either be a Quaker, or a Quacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fischerkidd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I tried to join a secret religious society, but the requirements were very strict.

It was called Diffi cult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the books.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Strict bar

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuhTorri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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With Veteran's Day coming up, I asked my son if he knew why the army was so strict about their uniforms...

He didn't know, so I told him, "It's to minimize casual tees."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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A friend said to me: "As a small boy, was your mum really strict?"

I said: "Let me get this straight, my mother was never a small boy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flayan514
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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My dad had a strict rule where we couldn't swear, even the word "butt"

And sometimes a convo would go like this...

Dad: kids time for bed.

Us: but dad we-!

Dad: Hey you scaliwags! Don't say that dirty b word!

Use to annoy the living heck outta me but also make me giggle because it would make me think "butt dad" like a weird mental image.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angelpuff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2014
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Why is the military so strict about their uniforms?

To minimize casual tees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmarSB2001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Why is the army so strict about their uniforms?

To minimize casual tees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Why is the Army so strict on uniforms?

To minimise casual tees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imnotafanoftoast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2017
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