He's living on a pear.
Regular workers must wear small face shields, while Managers get to use the super-visors.
“...my mother was never a young boy.”
Screwtiny
Due to social distancing and other issues I am not going to cut my hair or trim my beard for a time. How long? Furlough time.
You're in trouble the moment you cross the dadline
To minimize casual tees...
You can either be a Quaker, or a Quacker.
It was called Diffi cult.
Because they have to go by the books.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.
He didn't know, so I told him, "It's to minimize casual tees."
I said: "Let me get this straight, my mother was never a small boy."
And sometimes a convo would go like this...
Dad: kids time for bed.
Us: but dad we-!
Dad: Hey you scaliwags! Don't say that dirty b word!
Use to annoy the living heck outta me but also make me giggle because it would make me think "butt dad" like a weird mental image.
To minimize casual tees
To minimize casual tees
To minimise casual tees
