Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?
My lactose intolerant friend need to leave this galaxy.
My lactose intolerant friend had some cheese at the beginning of our eight hour road trip today...
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
I’m lactose intolerant
My derrière gets dairy air
I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.
We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.
What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?
Lactose intolerant people are scum
Like it's 2020, start being tolerant already
Where do lactose intolerant farts come from?
Do not view if you're lactose intolerant.
My dad lied about being lactose intolerant.
He’s been milking it for years.
People with foot fetishes are lacktose intolerant (most of them probably)
People who are lactose intolerant, can’t make any cheesy jokes
What kind of milk do lactose intolerant Christians drink?
I hope whoever is reading this isn’t lactose intolerant
Because this joke is just cheesy
Lactose Intolerant people don’t handle some jokes well.....
How does a wheat intolerant German say hi?
Even if you are aware, ask your lactose intolerant friends if they have other allergies.
It's good to make sure about anything more than their special dairytery needs.
People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...
They can't handle cheesy jokes
When it comes to jokes, im lactose intolerant.
If they are too cheesy, I throw up
Why did the lactose-intolerant leave this galaxy?
They are allergic to the milky way
I hope you aren’t lactose intolerant
I like my jokes just like my macaroni, overly cheesy
My sister recently found out she’s lactose intolerant
She is also allergic to mussels—but oddly enough no other shellfish. I told her it’s a good thing her boyfriend isn’t a body builder, since she’s allergic to mussels and milk.
My coworker is lactose intolerant and accidentally ingested something with milk
And when when they ran the the restroom I asked:
"Do you think they're having dairy-a?"
I try to make cheesy jokes but all my friends are laughtose intolerant.
Lactose Intolerant
My boyfriend and I were making tacos for dinner tonight. I was grating the cheese and munching on it when I mentioned that I was lactose intolerant. He responded, "You shouldn't judge those who lack toes, its not their fault."
I hope he's the father of my children one day.
I am lactose intolerant and I was dared to eat ice cream tonight
Please pardon my dairy air
I told my gluten intolerant wife I'd be making fried chicken for dinner...
She replied, "oh you batter not!"
I'm not lactose intolerant,
I just think it's an inferior culture.
People who don't like amputees are lack-toes intolerant
"Gee, I've always wanted to see the Milky Way Galaxy-" "Um, I can't go to the Milky Way Galaxy... I'm lactose intolerant."
For the lactose intolerant.
It is a curdle you have to overcome.
People who are lactose intolerant tell me my fart jokes are cheesy.
People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...
They can't handle cheesy jokes
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