Don’t worry about your lactose intolerance...
...it’s of second dairy importance to your other problems.
My five year old is cultivating a proper intolerance for Dad Jokes
Him: [Playing with various toys] "Help me! Two sea monsters!!"
Me: "Help you to see monsters? They're right there."
Him: [With the eyerollest eyerolls that ever eyerolled] "No, Dad, this is not for puns."
Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?
My lactose intolerant friend had some cheese at the beginning of our eight hour road trip today...
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.
They all tell me it's naan optional.
I’m lactose intolerant
My derrière gets dairy air
I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.
We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.
What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?
Lactose intolerant people are scum
Like it's 2020, start being tolerant already
Where do lactose intolerant farts come from?
Do not view if you're lactose intolerant.
I can't stand people without toes!
I guess that makes me lacktoes intolerant.
My dad lied about being lactose intolerant.
He’s been milking it for years.
My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I only have 9 toes
She was lack toes intolerant
People with foot fetishes are lacktose intolerant (most of them probably)
A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !
People who are lactose intolerant, can’t make any cheesy jokes
What kind of milk do lactose intolerant Christians drink?
Grandad always hated the milkman
My grandad always hated the milkman. Every time the guy limped up to the door (he’d had his foot damaged in the war) to drop off our delivery grandad would always grumble and mutter. I asked the old man what he had against the milkman. I never got a good answer.
It wasn’t until years later that I figured out that grandad was just lack toes intolerant.
There's a man killing people who only have 9 toes!
I hope whoever is reading this isn’t lactose intolerant
Because this joke is just cheesy
Lactose Intolerant people don’t handle some jokes well.....
I dont put up with people who are missing appendages
I'm lack-toes intolerant.
People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...
They can't handle cheesy jokes
Even if you are aware, ask your lactose intolerant friends if they have other allergies.
It's good to make sure about anything more than their special dairytery needs.
What do ducks like to eat with sliced cheese?
Trick question, they are actually quacktose intolerant
When it comes to jokes, im lactose intolerant.
If they are too cheesy, I throw up
I hope you aren’t lactose intolerant
I like my jokes just like my macaroni, overly cheesy
Why did the lactose-intolerant leave this galaxy?
They are allergic to the milky way
My sister recently found out she’s lactose intolerant
She is also allergic to mussels—but oddly enough no other shellfish. I told her it’s a good thing her boyfriend isn’t a body builder, since she’s allergic to mussels and milk.
I have figured out why none of my friends like my cheesy jokes and puns.
They are laughtose intolerant.
Why didn’t my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant
I don't like snakes because they have no feet.
I'm lack toes intolerant.
Why was Karen such an intolerable witch?
It all started at birth when she was issued a Bitch Certificate.
I had a girlfriend in high school that I dumped when I found out she was missing a toe on her left foot...
I guess that makes me lack-toes intolerant.
I had a friend who lost a toe in an accident.
We aren't friends any more, I'm extremely lack toes intolerant.
My wife hates when she takes off her dark socks and has fuzz between her toes.
She's black toes intolerant.
Those people who refuse to date foot amputees?
They are lack toes intolerant.
My girlfriend broke up with me after she discovered I only have 9 toes
She was lack toes intolerant
People who are lactose intolerant tell me my fart jokes are cheesy.
I try to make cheesy jokes but all my friends are laughtose intolerant.
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