Didn't even get a groan, just a disdainful look

Girlfriend: Hey look this company is looking for a big data intern Me: Well fine, but I'm not very big Girlfriend: -______-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnlyAMasterOfEvil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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At Thanksgiving this year I’m going to try to not show my disdain for my Vegan relatives.

They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4cml
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What did the jealous bowler hat say to the cowboy hat?

I’m brimming with disdain for you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpinJaccFlash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I was walking up the aisle at my local Home Depot and spotted a cranky looking old man in an orange vest.

β€œExcuse me, could you help me?” I asked.

He grunted in response, barely looking at me.

β€œUm, I’m looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? I’m trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.”

He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, β€œDo we look like a pet store?” And he turned around and walked away.

I took a fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgold0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Got my girl to roll her eyes with this one at the fair.

There were costumed food characters on stage in a cooking demonstration at the fair we were at (ice cream, churro, orange, and really round corn on the cob).

As the corn character was introduced, I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Aww shucks, that corn is a little husky."

The immediate look of disdain and the eye roll from her is my reason for living.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkelsey4610
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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Wife was giving me a dirty look

Me: Why are you looking at me with such disdain?

Wife: This isn't a look of disdain.

Me: Is it a look of that dain?

She left the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrawn_2071
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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My dad pulled this one when we were driving back from my sister's birthday dinner. A successful embarrassment.

My dad was driving, I (Connor) was in the back left seat, my sister (Nicole) was in the middle, and my sister's boyfriend (Sean) was in the back right seat (my mom was up front). My dad says to my sister, "The left eye says to the right eye, something between us smells!" After we chuckle, he says, "Sean said to Connor, something between us smells!" My sister appropriately blushed as we all moaned in disdain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawnboy18
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2014
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