I had a dream that I wrote Lord Of The Rings.
I guess I was Tolkien in my sleep.
The Lord said "come forth and you shall receive life."
John came fifth and won a toaster.
Why was Darth Vader called "Lord Vader"?
Because "Master Vader" made the storm troopers giggle.
When Lord Nelson died he was 5 ft tall
His statue is 15 ft tall. That’s Horatio of 3:1
I keep reading The Lord of the Rings over and over again and I can't stop.
I guess it is just a force of Hobbit
Did you hear about the serfs who rebelled against their lord?
Their resistance was feudal.
What do you call a cat that has become a Sith Lord?
If life gives you melons...
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!
Why does Lord Voldemort have Twitter, but not Facebook?
He only has followers, not friends.
Where do Sith Lords go shopping?
Cheesus Christ our lord and savoury
If a bisexual doesn't have a partner
Why do they call Vader a Lord?
Because Master Vader might make the Stormtroopers giggle.
The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
You know what they say...
I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born.
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
I keep reciting all of Lord of The Rings in bed
My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.
What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?
I bought a German shepherd today and named him Lord.
Now I can truly say the Lord is my shepherd
I like the name Frodo,
It really has a ring to it.
On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: "Dear Lord, without you we are but dust"...
Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
Why do the words on the front cover of a book lord it over the words on the back cover so much?
They have a strong sense of entitlement.
Does anyone know who played frodo in Lord of the rings?
A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"
Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
How do you call Lord Voldemort's lookout ??
I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasn’t really concentrating so I’m going to have to watch it again.
That’ll be the Peer review.
What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy
Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth - and won a toaster.
What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
And the Lord said unto John "come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
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