It'll have anacondascending look on its face.
...because pride cometh before the fall.
I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."
It takes them too long to swallow their pride.
Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.
My 7 year-old, looking at our junk mail: "Papa, what's Capital One".
My 13 year-old chimed in before I could say anything:"explaination mark!"
Really proud of him!!
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
I’m too good for it, and I have a feeling that the book is going to lecture me.
To get to the other pride
A little bit of Background information: When I was a young lad, my father was a professional glass cleaner. Not just for a job, cleaning Glass was this man's passion! He always wanted me to take over for him when I grew up, but I always thought it would be a pain, it was a silly job, really. However, I knew that my father would be shattered if I didn't put an honest effort into the cleaning business. The first time I perfectly cleaned a mirror, I realized I could really see myself doing this! My father was wiping away tears of pride when I began to become as passionate as he was.
Anyways, fast forward to a couple months ago. I have taken over my father's cleaning company, and was working a job at a publishing agency. Now, due to the pandemic, this building had set up different entry points depending on the purpose of your visit, and each one was gated and stationed by an employee so you could have your temperature taken and go through a checklist to ensure you don't have any symptoms, etc.
After finishing the contract at this building, the owner was so impressed with my work that he said he would like to recommend me for a permanent job with a friend of his. At first, I was skeptical (I had taken over the family business, after all), but it was becoming difficult to find regular clients anymore, so I agreed. He gave me a single sheet from a notepad, and told me to write down something about myself that sets me apart from others in my line of work, and I should make it a very impactful statement, his friend was a very busy man and wouldn't look at more than notes like these. I wasn't sure what to write on the spot, so he told me to think about it, and return the note when I come back to leave the bill for my work.
So I came back a few days later, went through the gate to drop off my bill and my note about how I am much better than any other glass cleaner out there. Well, it turns out the friend of the publishing agency's owner was a hiring manager for a well-known computer company, and my note really caught his eye, and I was offered the job! Now I make more money every two weeks than I had with a month! At first, I though my father would be upset by me leaving the family business behind, but he told me "As long as you are happy where you are, with what you are doing, then you are succeeding in life. You are no longer a student of glass cleaning, you are my equal, and I am proud of you" I never realized how freeing it
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The other 6 deadly sins: :(
Unless you are a cannibal lion
What a chicken.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
An LGBT Queue
5 guys are standing in a circle talking. One guy is on his phone and is reading an article.
He says “1 out of 5 guys are gay”
Someone says “I hope it’s Jim, he’s really cute.”
But I was expecting more lions.
Because Pride comes before the Fall.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
He took this out of his wallet. Apparently he's been caring it around since the 80s: http://imgur.com/ri2NcWR. Making dad jokes before he was even a dad!
Because pride cometh before the Fall.
After months of wanting a Purple highlighter for my desk, I finally found one.
It was the highlight of my day.
They say "A man's pride is his downfall"
Not for me though. My lions are well fed.
They called him Stanley Touché
"Hi pregnant, I'm dad"
He swallowed his pride.
Because he has his pride
I said, “I know. This trebuchet is amazing. Go get our daughter.”
I’m too good for it, and I have a feeling that the book will lecture me.
I’m too good for it, and I have a feeling that the book is going to lecture me.
I’m too good for it, and I have a feeling that the book will try to lecture me.
I said, “Yeah. The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter.”
