She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❤️
They took one of their prized possessions—The Star of The Empire, one of the worlds largest diamonds—to a famous yet discreet pawn shop outside of Las Vegas to ask for a loan.
The pawnbroker said "So I talked to my buddy who is an expert in diamonds to get his opinion. I can give you $200,000 for it."
Prince Harry said "You must be joking, I had this appraised at nearly 2 million pounds! Don't you know who I am, I'm a prince! My mother is Queen of The United Kingdom, Elizabeth II!!"
The pawnbroker said "$200k, take it or leave it. When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are..."
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
DMX respond "naw dawg that's a different rapper"
Someday my prince will cum.
Because he only had half his blood left
Finger prince.
But have you heard about his father who was Joking.
Voting has ended. It's a tie.
It really makes me look like a prince among men
An heir mattress.
Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber!
but I partied like it's $19.99.
Dick Chainy.
With an heir-net...
Finally he got his crown
RAPUNZEL: (to hair) “You’re really sweet, but I think we should just be friends.”
It was a roil-mess.
... What do you know. It's not that Symbol.
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
I went online and saw that a nigerian princess wanted to send me millions of dollars. However, I had to send $100 for handling fees on the check. However, I wanted confirmation. So I had her send me a picture. She did. Now, a princess needs a prince right? So I went online and found a picture of an eligible bachelor prince. Some guy from Jordan. I then took the two images, placed them side by side, and had some photoshopped ceremonial garb.
In otherwords, I married the prints. Of course, I took pictures of the happy event and sent them to the "princess" with the caption "I already married the prints." The scammer didn't reply unfortunately.
With his willy ham
In-diana.
He is the prints of whales.
"Lets party like its $19.99!"
Look for Fresh Prints.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
Because she was already queen.
An heir mattress.
The turkey was already dressed.
Use an heir conditioner.
- If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
- Can't spell virus without U and I.
- Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
- I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
- Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
- Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.
credit: some facebook post i saw.
He emirgrated
But I partied like it was $19.99
But I partied like it was $19.99.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
