Did you hear about the Egyptian royal family that had harmonious flatulence?

They had a little toot-in-common.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Evilmd
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My buddy says heโ€™s a member of the royal family on paper

Prints

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/piratecheese13
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If Harry decided to take up painting now heโ€™s stepped back from the royal family...

...he would be the artist formerly known as Prince.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tecfrigo
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Why didn't the royal family accept candy from Donald Trump?

Because it wasn't king-size.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pdonkey
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I thought the Royal Family werenโ€™t supposed to have political alignments

... but the news tells me that the Duchess of Cambridge is in Labour.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/alxhix
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Meghan Markle is currently stuck abroad...

She's leaving the royal family, so she can't be a dame!

[Based on the news I heard today, incase you're confused]

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wolfyfancylads
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A whimsical tale...

There once was a princess named Emily, but the royal family called her Em for short. One day the king posed a riddle in order to choose a suitor for his eldest daughter, Elizabeth. The riddle was as follows:

Elizabeth has two apples, and Emily has one apple. Emily gives Elizabeth her apple as a wedding gift. How might you calculate the total amount of apples Elizabeth has presently?

Many days passed and no one could figure out the answer. Of course, on the first day a man came and answered, โ€œSire, to calculate the amount of apples Elizabeth has, you must add Emilyโ€™s apple.โ€ He was promptly executed.

After this, the kingdom was stumped. Nobody knew how to calculate Elizabethโ€™s apples if the answer was not to simply to add Emilyโ€™s apple, and none dared to try and answer unless they were absolutely sure of it.

One night, a young man, determined to find the answer, climbed up the palace walls to watch the royal family as they ate.

โ€œFather,โ€ said Emily, โ€œhave you made the riddle too hard? No one has been able to guess it yet.โ€

โ€œNo worries Em,โ€ responded the king, I have confidence that the time will come soon.โ€

The young man descended the wall, having learned the secret to the riddle.

The next day, dressed In his finest clothes, the young man approached the king with the answer to the riddle.

โ€œWhat is your answer, young man?โ€ declared the king.

The young man replied, โ€œIn order to calculate Elizabethโ€™s apples, you must ADD EMโ€™S APPLE.โ€

The king answered โ€œlol get it?โ€

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