I’m not joking, but he is.
Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
Then IT hit me.
He's just Joe King.
He should have quit while he was a head
Up his sleevies
He’s made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk
His name was Sir Cumference
One.
When she finds out, my wife is going to hit the roof.
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
Sir Valence.
Sir Cumference
In their sleevies.
“Pay attention, I think this may be the mane event!”
Sir Cumference!
He really loved the whap-pa!
But If You Ask Me, He Was Just Tootin’ Common
With an heir-net...
are you on a pant based diet?
Sir Circumference. He ate too much pi!
He appreciated the jester
...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.
A ruler.
Beep repaired.
Excalibur
DeSIMBA!
A bike. Because you say bye King.
Then IT hit me!
"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fourier"
A Shamonarch, if you will.
Shhhh
For a crown.
Terrible King, but a great ruler .
I’m not joking, but he is
cebause he was a ruler.
.. because he was a ruler
cebause he was a ruler.
…IT hit me.
Then IT hit me!
