If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
what do you call a stoner queen?
I broke two queen CDs earlier...
...now i want to break free
I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.
I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen
Because I refused to work on sundaes
Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?
The right way of flirting
Why is a queen's staff called a septer?
Because everyone in the empire works.. 'cept her.
A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
Canada has a queen and a prime minister. Don't believe me?
The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
Did you hear about the queen who wasn’t sure how long she had ruled for?
What do ants take when they want to hallucinate ?
What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?
When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?
She keeps all her pounds in the bank.
What does the queen do before a night out?
Ensure her legs are queen shaven...
An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.
What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?
Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..
We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.
After all, queenliness is next to godliness.
At an auction, I bought an old Nintendo game originally used by Queen Elizabeth.
Now I know how to properly use the royal wii.
I met a drag queen from the Greater Manchester area
A queen heard thunder and asked one of her servants what was that sound?
The servant said lightning McQueen.
It’s like Queen without Freddie.
My wife acts like she doesn't know that I'm Joking
But then, I remember that she is JoQueen.
My children do the same thing, but then they're just kidding
Why do British chess players always win?
Because their queen never dies
Did you know that medieval kings and queens were carried...
First day of NYC kindergarten: kid1: are you from Queens?
Kid2: no, my parents are straight.
Why was the Queen in a hurry to get to the pool at Westminister?
She didn't want to be late for her chlorination.
The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.
Say what you like about the Queen
but she's always on the money.
How did the Queen Bee introduce her son and husband?
This is my baby, and this is my bae-bee.
What happens when you do wrong to a scamming Drag Queen?
You gotta deal with the con sequins
[Just thought of this after hardly any sleep. Figures.]
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are expected to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
What do you call the kings and queens of the coffee kingdom?
If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction
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