She was too entitled.
She was really empressed!
Not much
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
Royalty free music
In Duckingham Palace.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
Noble gases have no reaction.
I get my crown next week
They had a little toot-in-common.
They get extremely annoyed
A while ago i stumbled upon this 4in1 pun:
It's a TV show featuring a motorcycle gang full of bisexual royal norsemen called Bikings
Mighty redditors can you help me to find more of this kind of multi puns?
Check if its blue-budded.
Prints
...he would be the artist formerly known as Prince.
"I foaled."
It's because they do it door-tudor
His execution was terrible.
[removed]
That was completely out of the blue.
and after a second, "For a moment there I thought it was the horse."
Apparently, Mum's the word.
The rulers
But after a fortnight, I finally did.
It was ruled by a fair king who joyfully ruled his land. Unfortunately, the kingdom was also home to a wicked thief who loved nothing more than causing mayhem for all the inhabitants of the land.
However, the thief was not your ordinary thief. He only stole bells. Any kind of bell, whether a tiny bell from a kitten’s collar, all the way up to the bell from the king’s royal bell tower.
When the king awoke one morning, the bell tower’s bell was missing. The king, being brave and noble, decided to follow the thief back to his lair. He chose four of his most loyal soldiers, mounted his horse, and rode off into the snowy woods, following the footprints left behind on the ground.
Soon, he and his soldiers arrived to a clearing in the woods. In front of them was a large, bell-shaped building. They found the thief’s lair!Pointing to the recent tracks left in the snow by the thief, the king announced to the soldiers,
“Look! The Fresh Prints to Bell Lair!”
Now they can Scandinavian.
A dis-count.
Of supplies
He’ll be know as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
That's a terrible name.
That was a royal pane in the ass.
... but the news tells me that the Duchess of Cambridge is in Labour.
Now I know how to properly use the royal wii.
But I was made in the royal gravy
Not much
Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.
