13 Hilarious Apathetic Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Who are the most apathetic people of Southeast Asia?

The Malays.

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👤︎ u/NWxSW

📅︎ Jan 15 2021

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Lately, I’ve grown increasingly apathetic towards eating vegetables

Some days, I just don’t carrot all

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👤︎ u/NotMetheThree

📅︎ May 24 2020

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Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?

It didn't carrot all.

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👤︎ u/bouldasaur

📅︎ Jul 07 2019

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They used to call me Mr Apathetic

But I didn’t care

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ Mar 07 2019

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Whenever I'm feeling apathetic, I just blast music on my Bluetooth speaker and it reinvigorates me.

I guess you could call it a motivational speaker.

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👤︎ u/augabol

📅︎ Nov 07 2018

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I told my son to be less apathetic

He didn't even care

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👤︎ u/Aqw0rd

📅︎ Oct 21 2018

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I may seem apathetic towards opthalmologists

But eye care

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👤︎ u/NawazJK

📅︎ Jun 25 2018

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What did the apathetic rabbit say to the hare

I don’t carrot all.

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👤︎ u/Obamafaps

📅︎ Feb 17 2019

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a group of apathetic people got in a fistfight

it was quite a mehlee

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👤︎ u/JoshWithaQ

📅︎ Mar 29 2016

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What did the apathetic sheep say?

Mehh

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👤︎ u/S2_Statutes

📅︎ Dec 28 2014

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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👤︎ u/gaspode

📅︎ Dec 01 2017

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What do you call an apathetic carrot?

I don’t carrot.

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👤︎ u/ormond_villain

📅︎ Sep 08 2019

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I tried out apathy once

Didn't care for it

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👤︎ u/fatherramon

📅︎ Jan 20 2015

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