Ungrateful Puns

Friggin' spoiled brats

Show him no merci

And this ungrateful woman has the nerve to tell me “that’s not what I meant when I said I want you to clean out my cobwebs”

They didn’t even say “Thank you”

Some people are so ungrateful. I used an entire pencil adding details to it and everything :(

[Just thought of this. I'm pretty happy with myself right now.]

Then, I saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Dad'.

With the worst premonition, I opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands:

"Dear, Dad.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy.

She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad.

She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better.

She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.

I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home!"

wife: do you want any of this cheese i just shredded for your taco?

me: oh, no thanks.

wife: why not?

me: just don't want any... not trying to be ungrateful

got a moan and an eye roll.

The ungrateful birds spat her out...

We went to the Mayan ruins near Tulum instead of the beachfront .

My 8 year old niece when asked if she was enjoying the day: "It's pretty boring. I wish we could go the beach."

Me: "Sorry that we 'ruined' your day."

So I insulated his loft.

He was dead chuffed.

"Bugger me with a stick" he said.

Now the ungrateful bastard is in hospital and refuses to speak to me.

You can't win.