Dadjoke failed on unappreciative wife

First words of the new year, to my wife, "would you like to start the new year off with a bang?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodSpelller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2014
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Why do mountains feel unappreciated?

People take them for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheelay_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My joke went entirely unappreciated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beerbeardsbears
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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At dinner tonight, I made the greatest original pun I’ve ever heard and it went unappreciated.

My dad almost choked on a small flake of pizza crust, and he spent several minutes coughing in a loud and alarming way.

Finally he stopped, and he was all better. Someone caused him to chuckle, which triggered another fit of coughing.

I said... β€œThat definitely didn’t go well; I think he had a β€˜re-laughse’!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFunny_Migrant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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What did the unappreciated on demand water heater say to the water softener?

This is a tankless job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisismeCody
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Dad Joked my cousin-in-law and it went completely unappreciated

My cousin's husband made a post on Facebook saying, "Can somebody teach me how to drive a manual?"

I responded, "Well, there's your problem. You're supposed to read the manual, and drive the car."

Crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faschwaa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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Meeting up with friends, my joke went unappreciated i.reddituploads.com/6c5bc…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swingingfloob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2016
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My joke went unappreciated today

I was walking in Glasgow waiting to meet my girl and a charity worker stopped me to talk, I read his shirt and it said something about deaf people. So when he started talking and wanted a respsonse I just said "Sorry I couldn't hear you". I was expecting a giggle atleast. Nope, cold stare.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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Unappreciated office humor

Coworker: They're giving me a table at this important upcoming convention!

Me: I'm not sure what you'd do with a whole table. It's too awkward to carry out the door by yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForcedReception
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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I ran into my kid’s teacher outside of school today.

It was heartbreaking, she was working at her second job. It’s depressing that teachers are so underpaid and unappreciated. So I gave her an extra $50 for the lap dance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Anyone had any luck fighting fire with fire?

I just haven't had the stomach to try using Dad's own jokes against him and I'm not sure I could even pull it off even though I have 2 kids.

Any great success stories would really help get my confidence up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khaki54
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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Beat dad at his own game!

Dad and I are walking down the street, a Datsun was parked behind a Celica. Approaching it when...

Dad: Look at that silly car...

Me (unappreciative): Datsun an old joke dad...[smirk growing]

Triumph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s4146415
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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Yesterday, a woman asked me if her dry ice was priced correctly

I told her "Yes ma'am, the ice is right." Silence. I worked so hard on that joke in my mind, and she didn't get it. My talent is unappreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OutrageousKoala
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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