My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.

I saw it coming from a kilometer away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called β€œOne Two Three”, the other β€œUn Deux Trois”. Which cat won?

β€œOne Two Three” because β€œUn Deux Trois” cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LindsayLoserface
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Que es un oso enojado?

Un furiOSO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsavorytattoos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Mystery un-loched
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I just found out how Kim Jong Un's father died.

Kim Jong Ill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanzy94
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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An un-bee-liveable meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griff1235
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My friends said they’d un-friend if I wasn’t a Trump supporter

I told them β€œBi-den”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What did Kim Jong Un say on his death bed?

My Korea is over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredvanvleetsr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I just heard that Kim Jong-Un is sick

Guess that makes him Kim Jong-Ill now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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R.I.P Kim Jong Un ... ... ... ... ... ... ... /s
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagsfreak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Wellthat was un eggspected
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sriramempire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!

Because he is the supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I once took a job working for Kim Jong Un

Seemed like a good Korea move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Who is the world's best, but un-tidiest, football player?

Messi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Kim Jong-Un told me a joke:

I just had to laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandlessDerpFace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My friend ask me how Kim Jong Un’s dad died

Because he was Kim Jong ILL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NitroBlueGem
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why does Kim Jong-Un like books?

Because he is the supreme reader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Why did the Doctor desert to Kim Jong-Un’s regime?

He wanted a change of Korea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mushroomsforlife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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If Kim Jong Un were to die, what would be his succeeder's name?

Kim Jong Deux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jub18
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Why don’t we know what’s going on with Kim Jong-un?

He’s Kim Jong-unavailable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why does Kim Jong Un have so many books?

Because he's the Supreme Reader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3doorMATT
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Kim Jong Un isn’t alive...

They’re using Kim Jong Deux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stolensupra
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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In USA you get about 4 eggs in your breakfast. In France one egg is un oeuf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExistentialYurt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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moar bad puns i know its un"bee"levable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzapipol
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Kim Jong-un's doctors...

Probably fancy a Korea change

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wigglesface
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Kim Jong Un not dead

He just spend last few weeks in library...because he Supreme Reader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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We should make it a rule not to post any jokes about the un-employed here

They just don't work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manchuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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All dad jokes on Kim Jong Un would

be pronounced dead jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What do you call Kim Jong Un in a vegetative state?

Kimchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryden22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Local Starbucks decided to have some p(h)un
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiselab27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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If Kim Jong Un married a Puerto Rican girl, his heirs would be called

Kim Jong Un, Dos, Tres..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I heard Kim Jong Un's father died.

I didn't even know he was il

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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My wife wants a divorce for being too un American

I saw that coming a kilometer away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbirdtj
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and "Un Deux Trois". Which one came first?

"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABisset
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I have a feeling that Kim Jong Un will soon be...

Kim Jong Dun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Que00
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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There were once two cats. They were called One Two Three and Un Deux Trois. They had a race across a stream. One Two Three won. Why?

Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmotionallyPained
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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If Kim Jung Un did die

We can replace him with Kim Jung Dos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Reeddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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When Kim Jong Un dies,

He becomes Kim Jong Urn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why is Kim Jong-un's library so big ?

Because he is supreme reader

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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