My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called βOne Two Threeβ, the other βUn Deux Troisβ. Which cat won?
βOne Two Threeβ because βUn Deux Troisβ cat sank.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Que es un oso enojado?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Mystery un-loched
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I just found out how Kim Jong Un's father died.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
An un-bee-liveable meme
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My friends said theyβd un-friend if I wasnβt a Trump supporter
I told them βBi-denβ.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What did Kim Jong Un say on his death bed?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I just heard that Kim Jong-Un is sick
Guess that makes him Kim Jong-Ill now.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
R.I.P Kim Jong Un ... ... ... ... ... ... ... /s
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Wellthat was un eggspected
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!
Because he is the supreme ruler.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I once took a job working for Kim Jong Un
Seemed like a good Korea move.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Who is the world's best, but un-tidiest, football player?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Kim Jong-Un told me a joke:
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︎ Aug 25 2020
My friend ask me how Kim Jong Unβs dad died
Because he was Kim Jong ILL
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why does Kim Jong-Un like books?
Because he is the supreme reader
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Why did the Doctor desert to Kim Jong-Unβs regime?
He wanted a change of Korea
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︎ Jul 08 2020
If Kim Jong Un were to die, what would be his succeeder's name?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Why donβt we know whatβs going on with Kim Jong-un?
Heβs Kim Jong-unavailable
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Why does Kim Jong Un have so many books?
Because he's the Supreme Reader
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︎ May 01 2020
Kim Jong Un isnβt alive...
Theyβre using Kim Jong Deux
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︎ May 06 2020
In USA you get about 4 eggs in your breakfast. In France one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
moar bad puns i know its un"bee"levable
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︎ May 13 2019
Kim Jong-un's doctors...
Probably fancy a Korea change
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Kim Jong Un not dead
He just spend last few weeks in library...because he Supreme Reader.
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︎ May 07 2020
We should make it a rule not to post any jokes about the un-employed here
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︎ Nov 13 2019
All dad jokes on Kim Jong Un would
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︎ Apr 25 2020
What do you call Kim Jong Un in a vegetative state?
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Local Starbucks decided to have some p(h)un
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︎ Nov 21 2019
If Kim Jong Un married a Puerto Rican girl, his heirs would be called
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I heard Kim Jong Un's father died.
I didn't even know he was il
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︎ May 01 2017
My wife wants a divorce for being too un American
I saw that coming a kilometer away
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and "Un Deux Trois". Which one came first?
"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I have a feeling that Kim Jong Un will soon be...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
There were once two cats. They were called One Two Three and Un Deux Trois. They had a race across a stream. One Two Three won. Why?
Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!
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︎ Aug 20 2019
If Kim Jung Un did die
We can replace him with Kim Jung Dos
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︎ Apr 30 2020
When Kim Jong Un dies,
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Why is Kim Jong-un's library so big ?
Because he is supreme reader
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︎ Aug 30 2016
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