16 Hilarious Dis Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What's dis

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👤︎ u/Athovik

📅︎ Aug 20 2020

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Dis(s)counter

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👤︎ u/Crazy_and_lazy_Daisy

📅︎ Sep 02 2020

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Dis a pear

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👤︎ u/79to55

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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Leonardo Di Caprio

Leo di Caprio is neither a Leo, nor is he a Capricorn. He's a Scorpio.

This pisces me off....

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👤︎ u/dizzytechie

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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Dis a tip of the cone

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👤︎ u/AMswag123

📅︎ Jun 05 2020

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Seen dis and wanted to share.

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👤︎ u/Mose_in_sox

📅︎ Sep 04 2019

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Now Dis is funny

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👤︎ u/MemeHutz

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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Do you want suma dis?

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👤︎ u/RGDragon9

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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Dis you hear about the man who was hospitalised after using a baguette as an improvised sex toy?

The doctor said it was a complete pain in the ass.

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👤︎ u/ApacheFlame

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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I SHALL GIVE YOU!! DIS PEAR

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👤︎ u/Redtyestar

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?

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👤︎ u/diggalator

📅︎ Dec 03 2013

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New Year, who dis?

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👤︎ u/mavet

📅︎ Jan 01 2019

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Would it be fair to call the upcoming spring fashion trends the “look of dis May”?

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👤︎ u/c_a_george

📅︎ Sep 01 2018

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Dis you hear about the new hoover for space?

They call it the vacuum cleaner.

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👤︎ u/lieghannsheriden

📅︎ Dec 05 2016

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What do you call a USMC DI at a cookout?

The Grill Master Sergeant.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81

📅︎ Jun 22 2018

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Leonardo Di Caprio: I really like this girl, what should I do?

Jennifer Lawrence: Why don't you Oscar out?

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👤︎ u/v_cleaner

📅︎ Dec 13 2015

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