Did tou hear about the kidnapping at school?
No need to worry. He eventually woke up.
They don't need the help of us. Only tou birds is needed.
What do tou call a dentist who's testifying in court
A crown witness
Did tou hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Just had my photo taken with REM
That's me in the corner
I bought a parakeet today at the pet store.
I was cheated though; they gave me one, not two.
What does a bird say after you pull a prank on it?
"Well, TOU-CAN play at this game!"
