My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
What do you call a light powered by a couple of lips?
Do you know what is over powered?
I tried an electronic powered oven for the first time the other day
My sheep-powered computer was starting to run slowly
They've invented a phone that's powered by infinity stones.
Why haven’t wind powered ships been thought of???
Did you hear about the machine powered using marbles that dispenses cinnamon while playing a short song?
They call it the "Marble Cinna-matic Uni-verse"
I've noticed a lot of fan powered costumes this year.
They are really blowing up.
I created a hydroelectric powered female robot
I tried to make a joke about a rocket powered snowboard
This steam-powered cyborg keeps bragging about how advanced he is.
I think he's just full of hot air.
I was walking round a shop when I noticed a mooning gnome solar powered lamp...
I looked at my wife and said surely if he's mooning, it's lunar powered right?
(I hope everyone understands "mooning" is when someone gets their rear end out, dunno if it's just a British term)
I always hear about "adult supervision", but I still have roughly the same eyesight as when I was a kid. When do I get the grownup super-powered vision?
I have decided that I am going to invent a steam-powered cell phone.
That way, when someone asks me to send a picture, I can tell them that I can't because I have low selfie steam.
My dad has a gas powered blender with motorbike-style handle bars.
I was at a Yankees vs Royals baseball game.
I text my dad to tell him, "They have a promo for tailgating on the jumbotron. They had your blender!"
He replies back, "One like mine. I just looked, mine is in the garage."
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
The power of my nun-chucks
What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?
Why did the power line not go to prom?
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
What you call a sea horse with Telekinesis powers?
A Chi-horse
Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made
Spider-Man offered to give me spidey powers to invent new quips for him.
I guess you could call it a quip pro quo.
With great power comes...
...a lot of work over a short time.
Probably not Watt you expected, right? I currently currently feel a little resistance to this joke.
My power walk was cut short today
I ran out of extension cord
Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
Great power, great responsibility, etc.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
....and the second one Duplikate.
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
That’s a lot of wasted votes
With great power comes...
What do you call peanuts with guns?
Google is riding around on some CHROME rims
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
this goes out to all the wannabe fans
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office!
I dont know who you are, but I WILL get you for this. You have my Word.
Why does Loki have illusionary powers?
It allows him to be low-key.
Those German electricians really work together when their Cities have power outages.
Many Hans make light work.
My secret dad power is invisibility
Unfortunately, it only works at parties.
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, idiot.”
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
I don't plan to put up solar panels.
But if you do, more power to you.
Iron man yielded infinity stones and after the snap, due to stones’ immense power, he died!
Apparently, it turned out to not be his strong suit!
I just got my husband with my best one yet
I said, “what have I told you about leaving the power tools out where the dogs can reach them?”
He looked really confused and said “What? I didn’t leave anything out”
“because the dog is over here sawing some logs!”
What did one power line say to the other power line?
So I just found out some politicians with bowel problems are unfairly helping other politicians with bowel problems rise to power.
I guess our government has a problem with crohnyism.
I don't think that denial is a powerful thing.
I'll fight anyone who thinks so.
Just got back from Lowe’s where I picked up a cool new gadget.
Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.
It’s real Cutting Hedge Technology.
The power of the Magikarp [OC]
Storm hit today, we lost power
It's ok, we're trying our best to find it
Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?
It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.
Where does Phil Collins record his music?
I have finally made it
I have two kids, a three year old daughter and a one year old son. Today as we were driving home, my daughter said for the first time “dad I’m hungry” and I felt the power course through my veins knowing I was about to reach the pinnacle of existence. I delivered the revered line and my wife just looked at me and I knew I had achieved everything in life.
This morning my wife said "I think the power went out last night."
I said "should we ground it?"
A man attacked someone with a small device for powering electronics
He was later charged with battery
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