Now she's a small medium at large.
Because they're on polar roids.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
I'll fight anyone who thinks so.
Because the previous kid was Ben Nine in comparison.
"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."
The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"
He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.
"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."
The man continues to keep his cool.
"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"
He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.
"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.
The spy smirks.
"But I still think you American spy."
The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.
He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"
The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.
The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.
After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.
In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."
The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.
"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"
The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."
It's Björk's York Torque Corp.
The crypts.
The shrink ray
They sent the guidance computer into the air and it didn't break.
However if you send an Iphone into the air, chances are it's going to break.
Then shit really hit the fan.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.
Because Thanos can only kill 50% of all germs while antibacterial soap can kill 99.9% of germs
In a snap
Some say it heals all wounds
It's completely changed the way students look at life!
For example, an executor will execute your last will, but an executIONer will execute any Will you want.
Because it can circle Ur anus and wipe out kling ons
Truly a force to be wreckin’ with.
because you know people in high places.
It was Cray Cray
"Sometimes change will not be given to you. You must ask for it." - John Masilela
Who is John Masilela? John Masilela is a bus conductor. Now read the quote again.
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So a long while back, my brother picked out a Father's Day card for my dad that sang various silly praises to the person receiving it. One of those was a deep voice going, "All HAIL the great and powerful DADDISH ONE!" Naturally, our dad loved it.
In fact, he loved it so much that any time there's a disagreement between any of us and he turns out to be the one who's right, there will be a reminder that he is the Great and Powerful Daddish One. Over eight years down the road. Every single time. My mom and I still think it's hilarious.
It drives my brother up the wall.
Son. It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
...had considerable impact on the prosecutor's hearing.
