I don' know wha' a "diya" is but they mus' be good...

..'cause this lady at Taco Bell asked for a case o' them, a case o' diya.

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👤︎ u/Quisenburg
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When food poisoning breaks out at the Annual Condiments Convention...

"We'll ketchup later but first I mus-turd!"

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Another dad at Michael's.

The Mrs and I were at Michaels (hobby/craft store, if you haven't heard of it) looking for things for our kid's moustache themed first birthday party.

We were having trouble finding anything, so we asked a man. He said it was scattered all across the store, so naturally, I asked him "you mean you don't have a mus-stash?"

He was so impressed, he spent about fifteen minutes and showed us everything he could think of that was mustachioed.

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📅︎ Oct 05 2014
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