A list of puns related to "Sil"
I said, "Who am I to dis a Brie?"
Brother: Babe, we need to eat all the pears, theyβre going to go bad soon.
SIL: but I donβt like pears, you can eat the rest of them...
Brother: I donβt think I can eat the rest of them by myself though...
Me, from another part of the room: well you better pre-pear yourself!
*ugly laughs from the couch
Last family picnic my sister in law made a really good fruit salad. I was talking with her an my spouseβs aunt about it. SIL was saying how sheβd gotten a mini pineapple and mini watermelon for the salad.
The aunt asks βwhereβs you get all these mini fruitβ
Without skipping a beat I reply βthe minimart!β
She was Sil Lee
Wife: You can just pay us $360, since it's half of the mortgage.
SIL: How about we make it $400, I like round numbers.
Me: 360 is a round number.
Sister in law was watching my kids and my wife and I went out for dinner. Sent her a picture of my wife's dessert and the following conversation happened.
Me: Mmmmmmmmm Fried Ice Cream
S-I-L: Ugh haven't had that in forever!
Me: It's green tea ice cream. How long has that been?
SIL: Never tried green tea ice cream. But I love fried ice cream. Well, I use to anyway haha. Nothing tastes the same since I had kids.
Me: Yeah, that's why I never ate my kids. Leaves a foul taste in your mouth forever.
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