Silo Puns

A list of puns related to "Silo"

Me and a couple of friends are arguing how to get out of the grain silo.

We're all in the same oat.

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👤︎ u/dodsdans
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?

They both store icy BMs.

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👤︎ u/5np
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Hey son, you see that silo over there? A man died there once.

He was trying to find a corner to pee in.

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👤︎ u/BobRoss_keepcrits
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who died in a grain silo?

He couldn't find a corner to piss in...

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👤︎ u/nimbusdimbus
📅︎ Jun 07 2016
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The Final Catholic Service

The Final Catholic religious service right before the world is destroyed will be held in an ICBM silo.

They'll have Critical Mass.

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👤︎ u/TheOldGuy59
📅︎ May 17 2021
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Inappropriate, but hilarious joke from my son.

We're watching A Quiet Place, and the son falls into the silo filled with corn and starts sinking.

My 8yo cracks a joke: "Aw, now he's going to die of corncer".

I struggled to hold back my laughter before telling him it's not cool to joke about cancer.

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👤︎ u/HeartsPlayer721
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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My dad's favorite joke

Growing up in the country, there were silos everywhere. Every single time we would drive past one, without fail, my dad would say, "You know, a guy got stuck in one of those one time and went crazy. Yep, poor guy couldn't find a corner to go to the bathroom in."

No matter how many times we groaned at that joke, dad never missed a chance to tell it.

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👤︎ u/BradBot3000
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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