Where do unsympathetic Ukrainians come from?

The Crimea River

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📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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Got my mother today.

My mother does not do well in hot weather, which is bad because we live in the desert. She was complaining today about the heat inside the house. My dad was being unsympathetic, so I come out of my room and she turns to me.

"Is it hot in here?" She asks me.

"I think it might just be me," I said with a smirk. Not getting it, she pushes harder.

"Are you hot?"

"Yes." *licks finger* *places finger on body* *sizzle*

She just gave me a look and my dad laughed.

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📅︎ Sep 20 2014
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One time I was up a ladder gathering pawpaws...

... when the ladder fell away. I wrapped my arms around the trunk and slid all the way to the ground. The skin on my inside upper arms was grated off. When I told my dad, he was very unsympathetic. He said: "You know what falls out of pawpaw trees, don't you?"

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