Don’t worry about your lactose intolerance...
...it’s of second dairy importance to your other problems.
My five year old is cultivating a proper intolerance for Dad Jokes
Him: [Playing with various toys] "Help me! Two sea monsters!!"
Me: "Help you to see monsters? They're right there."
Him: [With the eyerollest eyerolls that ever eyerolled] "No, Dad, this is not for puns."
Yesterday my mother explained me that I couldn't eat a cheese sandwich because I'm lactose intolerant.
But I just couldn't completely digest it.
What was the lactose intolerants guy least favorite joke?
Why can't a lactose intolerant dyslexic man keep a diary?
My lactose intolerant friend need to leave this galaxy.
I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.
We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
My lactose intolerant friend had some cheese at the beginning of our eight hour road trip today...
I’m lactose intolerant
My derrière gets dairy air
Lactose intolerant people are scum
Like it's 2020, start being tolerant already
Do not view if you're lactose intolerant.
Where do lactose intolerant farts come from?
Had an argument with my wife...
She keeps forgetting my toast with my breakfast, and I’m extremely lack toast intolerant.
Bad as it gets
I was setting up my buddy Rick with this cute gal Tina I knew from work. She was smart, funny and worked in a shop.
Several years ago, she lost all the digits on both feet in a shop accident.
When I told Rick this he did a hard pass on her.
Turns out he is LackToes Intolerant.
My dad lied about being lactose intolerant.
He’s been milking it for years.
People who are lactose intolerant, can’t make any cheesy jokes
People with foot fetishes are lacktose intolerant (most of them probably)
What kind of milk do lactose intolerant Christians drink?
My friend lost the front part of his foot. Now I don’t like him anymore.
I’m lack-toes intolerant.
I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !
Lactose Intolerant people don’t handle some jokes well.....
I always have toast for breakfast.
Because I’m lack-toast-intolerant.
People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...
They can't handle cheesy jokes
I hope whoever is reading this isn’t lactose intolerant
Because this joke is just cheesy
I can't stand people without toes!
I guess that makes me lacktoes intolerant.
How does a wheat intolerant German say hi?
Even if you are aware, ask your lactose intolerant friends if they have other allergies.
It's good to make sure about anything more than their special dairytery needs.
When it comes to jokes, im lactose intolerant.
If they are too cheesy, I throw up
My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I only have 9 toes
She was lack toes intolerant
My sister recently found out she’s lactose intolerant
She is also allergic to mussels—but oddly enough no other shellfish. I told her it’s a good thing her boyfriend isn’t a body builder, since she’s allergic to mussels and milk.
Why did the lactose-intolerant leave this galaxy?
They are allergic to the milky way
I hope you aren’t lactose intolerant
I like my jokes just like my macaroni, overly cheesy
My coworker is lactose intolerant and accidentally ingested something with milk
And when when they ran the the restroom I asked:
"Do you think they're having dairy-a?"
I try to make cheesy jokes but all my friends are laughtose intolerant.
People who are lactose intolerant tell me my fart jokes are cheesy.
People that don't like this subreddit are perhaps lactose intolerant...
They can't handle cheesy jokes
Those people who refuse to date foot amputees?
They are lack toes intolerant.
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