I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.
They all tell me it's naan optional.
I told my gluten intolerant wife I'd be making fried chicken for dinner...
She replied, "oh you batter not!"
My friend is gluten intolerant.
He thinks it's in bread.
Dad got us with a gluten joke today
My step-mom was talking about how horrible it is to be gluten intolerant and was grateful when she said "well, at least I don't have Celiacs disease"
To which my dad said: "oh I have Celiacs disease. I act silly all the time."
My girlfriend and I were discussing dressing as Hall and Oats for next Halloween
Her: who would be Hall and who would be Oats?
Me: I better be Oats because you're gluten intolerant.
She actually laughed.
