Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howell1812
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The umbrella was angry it rained every time he went out....

....so he stormed out and winded up leaving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rant-rant-rant
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My umbrella broke in half

but Its okay theres only a 50% chance of rain

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The creator of the umbrella was originally going to call it the β€œBrella”

But he hesitated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregonator36
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I lent a girl my umbrella yesterday

now the amount of girls I made wet this year is -1. :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amossycar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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I had to go to a specialist to check out my bladder. The guy I saw was frickin jacked and kept warning me not to forget an umbrella.

I was like what are you some kinda meaty urologist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheelyMac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Why does Snoop Dogg take an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowlbettertalk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why don't Angels use umbrellas?

Because they're too holy.

My son popped this one on me while we were getting soaked in the rain the other day. Not only was it a good joke, but I was proud that he was joking in what was other wise a cold and uncomfortable experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neybar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AciTroniX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I don't quite trust umbrellas.

They're too shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sluttycamembert
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatdamnalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Snoop's Umbrella

When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bush3102
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why did Snoop Dogg bring his umbrella outside?

Fo drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jebnasty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why did the umbrella go to the therapist?

It had trouble opening up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rimirilar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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True story: We we’re driving in the car today when my five year old found an umbrella and opened it...

My wife yelled at him to close it immediately, as it wasn’t safe in a moving vehicle. I told her it wasn’t a big deal since both of our vehicles have umbrella insurance.

The kids didn’t get it but it elicited a nice groan from the wife, so I’m pretty sure it counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1hangingchad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MomanTy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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You should never trust umbrella companies

They run a shady buisness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yjlam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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People with umbrellas on a sunny day,

Are up to something shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fire_Nuke
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?

Fo’ Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3peake
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madlarkin001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella in the rain?

Fo drizzle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vforvanessa1981
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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It’s raining today. My wife asked me to get her an umbrella. I said why you’re not made of sugar.

She was pretty salty after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberNinja23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Why does Santa need so many umbrellas?

Because of all the rain, dear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NigelSamuel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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My mom asked my dad, β€œWhy is Santa’s Sleigh equipped with an umbrella?”

My dad replied, β€œBecause of the rain dear”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HookedOnPhoenix_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaugle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

Fa’ drizzle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why did the rapper bring an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oakenshield9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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I don’t like umbrellas

They’re really shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Igknightor1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? reddit.com/r/funny/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/soc0ut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Why did snoop dogg use an umbrella ?

Fo' drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomrichoisabadman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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My umbrella broke and wouldn't close, it started acting all egotistical and conceited.

You might even say it was stuck up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owens2k3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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What do you get when you cross a road with an umbrella?

To the other side, nice and dry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davesterific
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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What does snoop dogg need an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaycoFlayco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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A house guest comments on the number of umbrellas we have at home...

"We're saving them for a rainy day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sev-Enn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesbaby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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The umbrella was originally going to be called the brella...

...but the guy who named it hesitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penthouse_sweet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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How does your dog handle umbrellas?

Pawly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriskyGrub
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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Asked my Dad if I could borrow his umbrella

"Ok! just don't get it wet"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WildPrawn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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Either way, you'll need an umbrella.

While getting ready for work this morning, my wife asked me to grab her coat.

"Do you want your raincoat or peacoat?"

"It's raining outside, so my raincoat."

"Then I guess it's a good thing you don't need your peacoat."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterlou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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That guy over there with the umbrella.

He looks a little shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potatoe_Master
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2015
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuuupac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

For drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryan56k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JjrShabadoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rivercitytees
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XX2AJ3XX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSpeers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stanchmode23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2016
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassivePonyFan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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Why did snoop dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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