Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobo_master3000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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The guy who invented the umbrella wanted to call it the β€œBrella”

But he hesitated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo'drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What does an umbrella have in common with a watermelon?

Nothing

(Got this from DarkViperAU on Twitch)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andrew-IV
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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A Russian named Rudolph looked out of his window one day and told his wife not to go out without an umbrella. His wife asked ”What makes you say that”?

He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do you call a rapper who has no umbrella?

Lil Wayne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carterbellew
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why Santa tell Mrs. Claus to carry an umbrella?

"Looks like rain dear"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.

When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....

But he hesitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Short people with umbrella

always catch my eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I don’t trust umbrellas.

They’re a little shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eplea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I lent a girl my umbrella yesterday

now the amount of girls I made wet this year is -1. :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amossycar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I like to think the person who invented the umbrella called it brella.

But he hesitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bujurocks1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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My umbrella broke in half

but Its okay theres only a 50% chance of rain

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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The umbrella was angry it rained every time he went out....

....so he stormed out and winded up leaving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rant-rant-rant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AciTroniX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I had to go to a specialist to check out my bladder. The guy I saw was frickin jacked and kept warning me not to forget an umbrella.

I was like what are you some kinda meaty urologist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheelyMac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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True story: We we’re driving in the car today when my five year old found an umbrella and opened it...

My wife yelled at him to close it immediately, as it wasn’t safe in a moving vehicle. I told her it wasn’t a big deal since both of our vehicles have umbrella insurance.

The kids didn’t get it but it elicited a nice groan from the wife, so I’m pretty sure it counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1hangingchad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Why don't Angels use umbrellas?

Because they're too holy.

My son popped this one on me while we were getting soaked in the rain the other day. Not only was it a good joke, but I was proud that he was joking in what was other wise a cold and uncomfortable experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neybar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatdamnalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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You should never trust umbrella companies

They run a shady buisness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yjlam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Why did the umbrella go to the therapist?

It had trouble opening up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rimirilar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Why does Santa need so many umbrellas?

Because of all the rain, dear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NigelSamuel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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People with umbrellas on a sunny day,

Are up to something shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fire_Nuke
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What do you get when you cross a road with an umbrella?

To the other side, nice and dry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davesterific
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drewsco-
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I asked Snoop Dogg why he carries an umbrella.

"Fo drizzle."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo'drizzle

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle β˜”οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RootbeerDreams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCheesecake69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.

But he hesitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbiekhan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howell1812
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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The man who invented the umbrella was originally gonna call it "brella"

But then he hesitated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsa_sharptooth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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The man who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it the β€œBrella”

But then he hesitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadynasty94
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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The creator of the umbrella was originally going to call it the β€œBrella”

But he hesitated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregonator36
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?

fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuuupac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Why does Snoop Dogg take an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowlbettertalk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Snoop's Umbrella

When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bush3102
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

For drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MomanTy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madlarkin001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rivercitytees
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?

Fo’ Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3peake
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryan56k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella in the rain?

Fo drizzle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vforvanessa1981
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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