Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella
The guy who invented the umbrella wanted to call it the “Brella”
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
What does an umbrella have in common with a watermelon?
Nothing
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A Russian named Rudolph looked out of his window one day and told his wife not to go out without an umbrella. His wife asked ”What makes you say that”?
He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.
What do you call a rapper who has no umbrella?
Why Santa tell Mrs. Claus to carry an umbrella?
At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....
Short people with umbrella
I lent a girl my umbrella yesterday
now the amount of girls I made wet this year is -1. :(
I like to think the person who invented the umbrella called it brella.
My umbrella broke in half
but Its okay theres only a 50% chance of rain
The umbrella was angry it rained every time he went out....
....so he stormed out and winded up leaving
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
I had to go to a specialist to check out my bladder. The guy I saw was frickin jacked and kept warning me not to forget an umbrella.
I was like what are you some kinda meaty urologist?
True story: We we’re driving in the car today when my five year old found an umbrella and opened it...
My wife yelled at him to close it immediately, as it wasn’t safe in a moving vehicle. I told her it wasn’t a big deal since both of our vehicles have umbrella insurance.
The kids didn’t get it but it elicited a nice groan from the wife, so I’m pretty sure it counts.
Why don't Angels use umbrellas?
Because they're too holy.
My son popped this one on me while we were getting soaked in the rain the other day. Not only was it a good joke, but I was proud that he was joking in what was other wise a cold and uncomfortable experience.
My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since
You should never trust umbrella companies
They run a shady buisness
Why did the umbrella go to the therapist?
It had trouble opening up.
Why does Santa need so many umbrellas?
Because of all the rain, dear
People with umbrellas on a sunny day,
Are up to something shady
What do you get when you cross a road with an umbrella?
To the other side, nice and dry.
Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
I asked Snoop Dogg why he carries an umbrella.
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
The man who invented the umbrella was originally gonna call it "brella"
The man who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it the “Brella”
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
The creator of the umbrella was originally going to call it the “Brella”
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg take an umbrella with him?
Snoop's Umbrella
When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo drizzle
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?
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Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella in the rain?
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