What do you call a rapper who has no umbrella?
A Russian named Rudolph looked out of his window one day and told his wife not to go out without an umbrella. His wife asked ”What makes you say that”?
He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.
Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Why Santa tell Mrs. Claus to carry an umbrella?
I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....
Short people with umbrella
At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
I like to think the person who invented the umbrella called it brella.
I lent a girl my umbrella yesterday
now the amount of girls I made wet this year is -1. :(
The umbrella was angry it rained every time he went out....
....so he stormed out and winded up leaving
My umbrella broke in half
but Its okay theres only a 50% chance of rain
I had to go to a specialist to check out my bladder. The guy I saw was frickin jacked and kept warning me not to forget an umbrella.
I was like what are you some kinda meaty urologist?
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
Why don't Angels use umbrellas?
Because they're too holy.
My son popped this one on me while we were getting soaked in the rain the other day. Not only was it a good joke, but I was proud that he was joking in what was other wise a cold and uncomfortable experience.
True story: We we’re driving in the car today when my five year old found an umbrella and opened it...
My wife yelled at him to close it immediately, as it wasn’t safe in a moving vehicle. I told her it wasn’t a big deal since both of our vehicles have umbrella insurance.
The kids didn’t get it but it elicited a nice groan from the wife, so I’m pretty sure it counts.
My wife bought me an expensive umbrella and she’s been holding it over my head ever since
Why did the umbrella go to the therapist?
It had trouble opening up.
You should never trust umbrella companies
They run a shady buisness
People with umbrellas on a sunny day,
Are up to something shady
Why does Santa need so many umbrellas?
Because of all the rain, dear
It’s raining today. My wife asked me to get her an umbrella. I said why you’re not made of sugar.
She was pretty salty after that.
My mom asked my dad, “Why is Santa’s Sleigh equipped with an umbrella?”
My dad replied, “Because of the rain dear”
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.
The man who invented the umbrella was originally gonna call it "brella"
The man who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it the “Brella”
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
The creator of the umbrella was originally going to call it the “Brella”
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg take an umbrella with him?
Why did Snoop Dogg bring his umbrella outside?
Snoop's Umbrella
When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo drizzle
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
To protect him from the drizzle my nizzle
Why was Snoop Dogg carrying an umbrella in the rain?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella?
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
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