I guess it was just a pipe dream.
They said there is no future in it.
It was entirely justified!
When I first got vaccinated I couldn’t walk or even talk for a year and a half.
Mark my words.
They should have a medical professional do it for them.
I am pro-noun.
It makes the meat stringy and tasteless. Roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
A thesaurus
And will continue until they lower the price.
Because the rest of the days are weakdays.
A happy uncle.
He decided to quit by handing in his too weak notice
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
Because it’s not Stroganoff.
Evidently not two though
You get them VERY ANGRY
Because that’s the best way to keep it stable.
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
Quaranteens.
She was mother flipping strong.
I asked my daughter if she was hungry and she said "No, I'm Charlotte".
I'm so proud of her, but also I had been waiting to do the whole hi hungry, I'm dad bit to her when I thought she was old enough to get it. Now I feel like I've missed that window
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."
I think he’s lack-toes intolerant.
It's because they drank the t
Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?
...don't use shallot."
They’re immoovabull.
Poison IV.
What do soccer players use to keep their skin strong? 💪 ⚽️
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Olay! 🧴
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Olay! Olay! Olay!
It isn't stroganoff.
I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.
Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
Because the rest are weak days.
I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.
Because the rest are weak days.
