My 6 year old just told me this joke... What's stronger than a fortune cookie?

A hammer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeenyus47
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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There is nothing stronger than a finger gun...

except for a hand gun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anbre_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Monday is a week day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyOlive
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Except for a grizzly bear. That always kills you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Ajax was still stronger.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaladaqueen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What does a blind person take to look stronger?

Stare roids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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From my 7yo: β€œWhat is stronger than tape?”

β€œMore tape.”

When we last met he was but the student now he is the master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_a_turtle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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- Will Will Smith smith Will Smith? - Yes. Will Smith will smith Will Smith. - Your will may get stronger if you watch "Pursuit of Happiness"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recoro06
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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If my eyeglasses were just a little bit stronger

I would enter them in a weightlifting competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I can picture the powers of the future, stronger than ever, and the resistance fighting desperately against them for freedom...

Before every battle, the resistors meditate saying, "ohm..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Saturdays and Sundays are stronger days

Because the rest are week days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Beware: dad powers get stronger on father's day.

Me: Happy father's day!

Dad: Happy SON-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boot1994
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.

They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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I never drink anything stronger than pop...

But Pop would drink just about anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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My wife is expecting in March so in preparation, I have been working on my dad jokes. She was just thinking about whose features will be more dominant when our little one arrives. She then asked me whose genes were stronger.

I said "probably Lee or Levis." I laughed for about 5 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmoffitt15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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Why was Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday was a WeakDay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickleLife
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday is a weakday

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday is a weekday...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

Except muscle atrophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewhashish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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