Indian cops have a strong pun game..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanuj2212
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?

A heroine addict

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snakesinfur
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What’s long, strong, bendable and has the letters p, i, n, s, e?

Your spine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What do you say about a man who's almost as strong, as hairy and as smelly as a bear?

That he's bear-ly bear-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobibob05
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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I'm not saying your perfume is too strong.

I'm just saying the Canary was alive when you got here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What do you call a good story with a very strong foundation?

Im-pen-etrable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountVlad12
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.

He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karma-Effect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Saturday and Sunday used to be such strong days…

But then they were weekend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Very strong indeed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slayer420698
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobo4lifee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..

Auntie climb attic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I feel strong peel pressure when all my friends start eating bananas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deoxys14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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A fat man came into the store trying to decide if he wanted a hammock. He laid down in the display model and I tried pushing him so he could feel what it was like to gently rock. I wasn't strong enough. He left without purchasing it.

I couldn't sway him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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When there is a strong gust, I often let it take the wheel and steer...

I love a driving wind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...

"Or, well, Ian..."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur with a strong vocabulary?

A thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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How can you tell how strong a drink’s carbonation is?

Its fizzyque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Very strong
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My 35-year boycott of Ferrari's and Lamborghini's is still going strong!

And will continue until they lower the price.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vole182
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?

Because the rest are weak days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Jewish people are so strong

Muscle tough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b-dummy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Wikipedias pun game is strong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fritzifu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Bee strong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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The guy working in the factory was told he was not strong enough to do the job

He decided to quit by handing in his too weak notice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clutchdeve
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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That's pretty strong..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I don't like strong perfumes...

I guess I'm inscentsitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why do horse houses have such strong foundations?

Because that’s the best way to keep it stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My friend has a strong prejudice towards people who have no feet...

I think he’s lack-toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErebusDarkstar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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My brother’s pun game is strong...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/firemaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I had an ex-gf who was so strong she could juggle her mom

She was mother flipping strong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_flexy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, β€œCan you imagine being that strong?”

So I picked up the leaf and said, β€œYes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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"I'm fairly certain that I stole my son's really strong beer from the bridge."

"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why can’t cows be affected by any strong force?

They’re immoovabull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnoyingAzathoth
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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He used to be ultra strong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leash15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I was at the supermarket and I picked up these little odd shaped onions. When I got home my wife asked should she use them for dinner tonight, I told her "Yes, but they're quite strong so...

...don't use shallot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__itsyaboi__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food.

I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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The puns are strong with this user
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πŸ‘€︎ u/agarcia128
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Why do cows have strong legs? Cause they got them calves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffinedude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Grammar has never been my strong suit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kacsaminator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Just bought some extra strong mints.

Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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No matter how much they water boarded Mr egg, he stood strong.

He said he’d dye for his country!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_No_Robutt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Ahh, te punnage is strong. (Found on r/memes)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harrypolly_net
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why is the wind so strong today?

It’s clearly been working out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khalid147
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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The schwartz is strong with this one /r/teenagers/comments/f3t…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cienpies
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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The Irony is strong in this one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cosmogally
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough

I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest of the days are weakdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?

Because the rest are weak days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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