Indian cops have a strong pun game..
What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
What’s long, strong, bendable and has the letters p, i, n, s, e?
What do you say about a man who's almost as strong, as hairy and as smelly as a bear?
That he's bear-ly bear-able
I'm not saying your perfume is too strong.
I'm just saying the Canary was alive when you got here.
What do you call a good story with a very strong foundation?
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
Saturday and Sunday used to be such strong days…
But then they were weekend.
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..
I feel strong peel pressure when all my friends start eating bananas.
A fat man came into the store trying to decide if he wanted a hammock. He laid down in the display model and I tried pushing him so he could feel what it was like to gently rock. I wasn't strong enough. He left without purchasing it.
When there is a strong gust, I often let it take the wheel and steer...
My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...
What do you call a dinosaur with a strong vocabulary?
How can you tell how strong a drink’s carbonation is?
My 35-year boycott of Ferrari's and Lamborghini's is still going strong!
And will continue until they lower the price.
Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?
Because the rest are weak days.
Jewish people are so strong
Wikipedias pun game is strong
The guy working in the factory was told he was not strong enough to do the job
He decided to quit by handing in his too weak notice
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
Why do horse houses have such strong foundations?
Because that’s the best way to keep it stable.
My friend has a strong prejudice towards people who have no feet...
I think he’s lack-toes intolerant.
My brother’s pun game is strong...
I had an ex-gf who was so strong she could juggle her mom
She was mother flipping strong.
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
"I'm fairly certain that I stole my son's really strong beer from the bridge."
"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."
Why can’t cows be affected by any strong force?
He used to be ultra strong
I was at the supermarket and I picked up these little odd shaped onions. When I got home my wife asked should she use them for dinner tonight, I told her "Yes, but they're quite strong so...
This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food.
I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.
The puns are strong with this user
Why do cows have strong legs? Cause they got them calves
Grammar has never been my strong suit
Just bought some extra strong mints.
Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.
No matter how much they water boarded Mr egg, he stood strong.
He said he’d dye for his country!
Ahh, te punnage is strong. (Found on r/memes)
Why is the wind so strong today?
It’s clearly been working out
The Irony is strong in this one
I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough
I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest of the days are weakdays.
Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?
Because the rest are weak days.
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