Toner Puns

A list of puns related to "Toner"

My printer's been low on toner for awhile now.

I walked into the living room just a few minutes ago, and saw that there was packaging for new toner on the couch. My dad's sitting there.

Me: Did you get toner?

Dad: sly smile Yeah, I've been working out.

Me: laughing groan

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👤︎ u/silentxem
📅︎ Jun 09 2015
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My boss asked me why I went to the gym to get office supplies

I told him that's where I get toner

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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My coworker was changing the ink cartridge on our printer...

Me: Have you been going to the gym?

Him: Yeah, actually! Why?

Me: Because you look...toner.

Him: God damn it.

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👤︎ u/fuzzus628
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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What does Playboy use to print their magazines?

Boner toner

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👤︎ u/franz-hanz
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Not my dad but hilarious nonetheless

So for background, I work at McDonald's. I have to scan every Euro Bill 50 € and up.

So one day a dad comes in with his two little daughters. He places his order and hands me a 50 € bill. I scan it and scan it again and the machine won't recognize its validity, when the dad says:'That's odd, I JUST changed my printer's toner' Daughters facepalm other dads in line nod

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👤︎ u/kappas
📅︎ Oct 25 2013
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What did the copy machine say when it spilled it’s makeup

Ahh that was my toner

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👤︎ u/PsyDuckGivinSideDick
📅︎ May 31 2019
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