Most puns make me go numb
Math puns make me go number
What name can make the most puns?
I'm not talking a combo like Christopher Walken to Christopher Sitten but like on general. Ex. Joe away man!
What’s the most pun-able person, place, thing...?
This is a question but I have a joke anyway, what shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
Most puns make me feel numb...
Mathematics jokes make me feel number.
I'm becoming a dad in a couple of months so I thought I better start learning from the best!
What country speaks the most puns
India, they speak Punjabi
The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
What is the most popular sci-fi show in Europe?
Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.
"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."
But another person said,
"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"
The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.
For some reason most of my friends didn't like it
Which Disney princess spends most of her day on dating apps?
What is your most trendy body part?
What's the most important invention humanity has ever created?
Ventitian blinds, otherwise it'd be curtains for us all
What do u call the most annoying child in Germany?
Where do jewellery shops get most of their repeat business from?
Trees, they get a new ring every year.
What school supply holds the most power?
Bee keepers have the most beautiful eyes
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
Who’s the most popular jazz musician in Europe?
The trumpet player Kilometer Davis
What’s the most expensive haircut?
whats the worlds most common owl.
In most parts of the world, it's possible to catch a cold.
In Russia cold always catch you
Please tell me the most obscure dad joke in your repertoire
What jacket stinks the most?
What's the most suspicious animal ever?
Why is helium the most respected element?
People speak very highly of it
Why finding a source of clean water is the most important to-do when trying to survive?
Because thirst things first.
Most pasta names are quite cool
But there are a fusilli exceptions
The most iconic photo on this sub
Which is the most successful fruit? mElon Musk
What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
Who's the most cautious of all Justins?
Two fishermen were having a contest to see who could make the most knots with a length of rope
Which of the penguins relatives always gets the most visitors?
What’s the most disgusting type of nut?
Watson is the most famous doctor in the world
Which day of the week do chickens hate the most?
My wife has the most weird abacus tattoo on her back.
But I can always count on her
What word has the most letters in it?
The post office.
(Courtesy of my 8 year olds).
What did the blonde do when she found out most accidents occur within 20 miles of the home?
What's the most honest kind of lighting?
Which letter of the alphabet is the most curious?
When most people see a Jalapeño pepper, they think it’s hot...
...when in reality, it’s actually a little chili.
What is the most annoying part of a party with a large bowl of shared drink mix?
Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.
While most puns make me feel numb
Math puns make me feel number
While most puns make me numb...
Most puns make me feel numb.
Math posts make me feel number.
While most puns make me feel numb,
Mathematics puns always make me feel number.
If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world...
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