Most Common Puns

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What's the most common word that only contains one letter?

Envelope

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👤︎ u/1kings2214
📅︎ Mar 01 2021
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What is the most common outfit for lawyers to wear ?

A lawsuit.

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👤︎ u/Ironwarrior404
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?

Amerkin.

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👤︎ u/AlwaysTheAsshole1234
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?

Fly-By Hooting.

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👤︎ u/iamdonloyal
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What's the most common blood type in Canada?

Eh positive

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is the most common misspelled blood group ?

Type O

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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The doctor just told me I only have the most common blood type, so I told him

Oh that's negative.

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👤︎ u/sergioarmagh
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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What's the most common std in alligators

Gatorades

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👤︎ u/volt_the_turtle
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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What's the most common disease in HR departments?

Staff infections.

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👤︎ u/GoogleCensorsAreBad
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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What's the most common type of surgery preformed at the Lego hospital?

Plastic surgery!

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👤︎ u/keeks_92
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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What's the most common letter in the English language?

E, it's literally in everything!

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👤︎ u/Stehlen27
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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In most countries, it's common to see Dads mostly buried in the sand of beaches

Except in Mexico. There, they only burritos.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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What is the most common medical issue for swimmers?

Strokes

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👤︎ u/basketballislikejazz
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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If protons and neutrons had sexual life, what would their most common saying be?

Spark me daddy

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👤︎ u/Kajinator
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What’s the most common snake in Germany?

The Vindscreen Viper!

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👤︎ u/DaddyGiroud
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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What is the most common exclamation in India?

Holy cow!

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👤︎ u/Edward_Williams
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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What's the most common dialogue in movies?

[indistinct chattering]

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👤︎ u/mikekhan7
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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The most common owl in Britain is the teat

Teatowl

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👤︎ u/pndaberrybruh
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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What's the most common back problem in highschool?

Schooliosis.

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👤︎ u/AaronFrye
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Stastistics show the most common type of weed found in traffic stops is Indica

I'll see myself out...

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👤︎ u/sawskankredemption
📅︎ Nov 14 2018
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What's the most common disease amongst wizards and witches?

HogWarts,

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👤︎ u/Udjasen
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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I may not have the most common blood type but I have the second most.

And that's a positive.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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The most common cause of death for people reading this subbreddit is...

...puncture wounds.

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👤︎ u/Streaplerz
📅︎ May 08 2013
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What is the most common disease that chefs get?

KitchenAids

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👤︎ u/APsychoMaster
📅︎ Aug 29 2017
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What is the most common type of owl?

Teet-owl

(Tea towl)

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👤︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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What is the most common liver condition among Canadians?

Hepatitis eh

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👤︎ u/skeazy
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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The most common surname in China is Chang

Correct me if it's Wong

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👤︎ u/q1w2e3r4t5z
📅︎ May 06 2017
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What's the most common second language amongst dads?

Pun-jabi

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👤︎ u/Tamachan_87
📅︎ Jun 08 2017
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Most common Danish dad joke

Waiter: Are you finnish(ed) Dad: No I'm Danish

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👤︎ u/Gedming
📅︎ Oct 06 2016
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What is the most common name for a chicken?

Brock!!

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👤︎ u/grow_something
📅︎ Oct 07 2015
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The most common dad joke I hear while working at Chili's...

A plain burger is called an "oldtimer," so naturally, every time I run one to a table and ask, "Who has the oldtimer?" an older gentleman will always reply, "Well, I'm an oldtimer, so I guess that's me!"

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👤︎ u/benhahmeen
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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What are the three most common words in the English language?

“the”, “English”, and “language”

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👤︎ u/fromcj
📅︎ May 30 2019
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What is the most common owl in Britain?

Teat Owl

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👤︎ u/h0worth
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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