Most puns make me go numb
Math puns make me go number
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What name can make the most puns?
I'm not talking a combo like Christopher Walken to Christopher Sitten but like on general. Ex. Joe away man!
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Most puns make me feel numb...
Mathematics jokes make me feel number.
I'm becoming a dad in a couple of months so I thought I better start learning from the best!
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Whatβs the most pun-able person, place, thing...?
This is a question but I have a joke anyway, what shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
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︎ Feb 12 2019
What country speaks the most puns
India, they speak Punjabi
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Most likely yes
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Watson is the most famous doctor in the world
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Whatβs the most disgusting type of nut?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
My wife has the most weird abacus tattoo on her back.
But I can always count on her
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︎ Mar 31 2021
I've just won an award for being the most secretive person of the year.
I can't tell you how proud that makes me.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
I've had the most emotional cake day ever
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What part of an airplane smells the most?
The nose.
*Credit to my 6 year-old for coming up with this one!
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Who is the most open-minded president?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Iβve just been voted the most secretive person in the whole world
I canβt tell you how much this means to me
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Why can't most sharks and whales read?
They are not part of a school
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Did you know that most beetles are insects?
The rest of them are cars.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Guys! I came up with the most offensive joke ever!
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︎ Mar 13 2021
I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What toiletry is the most musical?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What time of the day are you most productive?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?
Grub hub
(please don't shoot me)
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Who is the most unpopular fan at Borussia Monchengladbach?
The one who shouts βgive me a B!β
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Which female rapper likes honey the most?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Which type of bear is most condescending?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What's the most popular kind of furniture in Ireland?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Many years ago, most keys were made out of iron.
You could only get into your house if you had the entry Fe.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What's the most common word that only contains one letter?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
I make podiums. So I always save my most special podium for March 20th...
It's the first dais of Spring!
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Whats the most popular game in North Korea?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Whatβs the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Why are fish the most educated animal?
Thy spend their whole life in a school.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Despite waging war in Afghanistan, most Americans can't name its capital.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What is the most common outfit for lawyers to wear ?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
What job would spiders most likely get into?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Most of the attractive, single women I meet, are divorced...
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Most think it's the R.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Who are the most infectious type of people?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
While most puns make me feel numb
Math puns make me feel number
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︎ Jul 02 2019
While most puns make me numb...
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︎ May 21 2019
Most puns make me feel numb.
Math posts make me feel number.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
While most puns make me feel numb,
Mathematics puns always make me feel number.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world...
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