Read enough puns
and you'll be punstoppable.
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Do you ever think back to child hood and regret not make enough puns? For example: (History) Vladamir Putin more than halved the poverty rate during his first term.
(Under breath but loud enough that everyone can hear) guess he was really Puttin some work in
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︎ Jan 23 2015
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Today someone bought our department a box of donuts and some lotto tickets. The potential grand prize was $3,000, in which my boss exclaimed "Well that isn't enough to retire".
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
The 21st century is now old enough to drink.
And you thought the sober years were bad
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
Atleast that's what she said in her diary.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices
I lost track of all of space and thyme
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Not much attention but I'm proud enough of this one I came up with that I thought you may enjoy.
Relevant image on the post in which I made the joke:
https://imgur.com/gallery/6RjUUBx
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I bought a mattress today, but canβt decide if itβs firm enough.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
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︎ Sep 09 2020
The guy working in the factory was told he was not strong enough to do the job
He decided to quit by handing in his too weak notice
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︎ Nov 19 2020
If your hair is long enough when shampooing...
Does Head & Shoulders then become Knees & Toes?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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︎ Oct 07 2020
My kids are such a handful I donβt think one nanny is enough
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︎ Nov 11 2020
They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
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︎ Mar 23 2020
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
Thatβs a lot of wasted votes
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︎ Oct 21 2020
did nt have enough karma for okbr so it goes here (that's why its just awful)
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Toilets donβt get enough credit.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
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︎ Oct 14 2020
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Chinese restaurants do not get enough appreciation for all the work that they do
Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a chicken how to fry?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
My wife complained that I don't do enough housework, so she forced me to vacuum
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Sansung- made by yours truly (Ironically enough, photoshopped on an Apple Device)
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︎ Jul 05 2020
My girlfriend and I bought a new mattress. When we got home and set it up, we were unsure about whether or not it would be comfortable enough.
She said, βLetβs sleep on it.β
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Maybe a pair would be enough.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I got a contact to make a documentary about shoemakers. They didn't give me enough time to a great job...
...but I manged to cobble something together last minute.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I do hope she added enough stamps
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︎ Jan 04 2020
My son wanted to join a really expensive math college but he didn't have enough money...
I needed to cosine for him.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I'm not brave enough to discover new things in the real world, so I decided to be an Internet Explorer instead.
Sadly even that was to Edge-y for me!
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︎ Jun 20 2020
The US Postal Service doesn't have enough machines to differentiate the mail.
They're all out of sorts.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I have a dog named Well Enough that bites...
Donβt try to pet him, leave well enough alone.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Most Men Don't Have Enough Fiber In Their Diet. Crazy Isn't It?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because Iβm not big enough or strong enough
Iβve just handed in my Too weak notice.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket ...
they lied, everybody else had their clothes on.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she said in her
diary.
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︎ Mar 04 2020
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer and I don't think I'm quite fit enough for the job.
Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'
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︎ Jul 09 2020
They said a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket ...
they lied, everyone else had their clothes on.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket
They lied, everyone else has clothes on
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︎ May 08 2020
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