Read enough puns

and you'll be punstoppable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomDaNub3719
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Do you ever think back to child hood and regret not make enough puns? For example: (History) Vladamir Putin more than halved the poverty rate during his first term.

(Under breath but loud enough that everyone can hear) guess he was really Puttin some work in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProllyWasted
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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Spotted enough to be spotted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Is this punny enough?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogkerung
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Not corny enough? This is a barrage.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyperbolicplain
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Fudgemint Day will be here soon enough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doleamight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation

I really have to make it count

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.

He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karma-Effect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I had enough of these puns I’m...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ithinkhisnameis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I've had enough. I'm leaving you."

"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Am I punny enough for the pun club?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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For the first time in 6 months, it was warm enough to go outside in just a t-shirt today.

I probably should have worn pants, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

I've just handed in my too weak notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobo4lifee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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There was a fog machine on sale, but I didn't have enough cash.

It was a mist opportunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Predestinatural
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What historical figure is known for saying "ehh, good enough."?

Mediocrates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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When visiting France, one has to go to the structure that allows sufficient observation to discover more than enough to be satisfied.

Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I overheard my wife complaining to her friends that I don’t last long enough in bed.

So I started taking melatonin. It helps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Triangular-Space
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Today someone bought our department a box of donuts and some lotto tickets. The potential grand prize was $3,000, in which my boss exclaimed "Well that isn't enough to retire".

I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.

The physical pain on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I definitely feel like we didn't prepare enough for all of last year's terrible events.

But then, hindsight is always 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yomamama69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A fat man came into the store trying to decide if he wanted a hammock. He laid down in the display model and I tried pushing him so he could feel what it was like to gently rock. I wasn't strong enough. He left without purchasing it.

I couldn't sway him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Okay, seriously, ENOUGH with the gay jokes. They're not funny.

Come on guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...

The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.

Atleast that's what she said in her diary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do you call a person who thinks he or she has not earned enough money?

Income-plete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nukes_or_aliens
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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The 21st century is now old enough to drink.

And you thought the sober years were bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..

They lied, everyone else had their clothes on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reg182
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamachi_Carpaccio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I bought a mattress today, but can’t decide if it’s firm enough.

I’ll sleep on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.

They gave me the boot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices

I lost track of all of space and thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misspygmy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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did nt have enough karma for okbr so it goes here (that's why its just awful)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxixe007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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If your hair is long enough when shampooing...

Does Head & Shoulders then become Knees & Toes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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The guy working in the factory was told he was not strong enough to do the job

He decided to quit by handing in his too weak notice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clutchdeve
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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My kids are such a handful I don’t think one nanny is enough

I need au pair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power

That’s a lot of wasted votes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I do hope she added enough stamps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatardrummer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Toilets don’t get enough credit.

They take a lot of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UpperMine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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If your garage is small enough it's a vroom closet /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acdcvhdlr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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thought this was good enough to end up here /r/cleanjokes/comments/j3…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/size_q
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Sansung- made by yours truly (Ironically enough, photoshopped on an Apple Device)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burning_Toast998
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough

I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket ...

they lied, everybody else had their clothes on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luc1113
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy.

At least that's what she said in her diary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer and I don't think I'm quite fit enough for the job.

Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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