Yeah, it does look like you see the dent-ist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatterseaPS
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The Earth Ist Dangerous..

99.9999999% Of All Humans Are Dying On The Earth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quarlie_HD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What ist twice the size of the USA?

WSA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GusWng
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Nein du verdammter Nebel!
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Das a title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drsmiley72
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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That's smart

What do you call an inappropriate fruit?

A grape-ist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danklord_0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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No matter how kind you are...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/consciousmonkeys
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you call someone who discriminates against aliens?

A space-ist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malgus2001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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A pun for all the German speakers here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeNerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Moss Cow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialchiller__
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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How could you steal his van though? πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DahnTheMahn-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I can vouch for this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyHallam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Picky eater results in epic dad joke from my daughter...

My middle child, who loves rice, declined the yellow rice we offered him because apparently he only likes one type of rice.

Without missing a beat my daughter (11 y/o) exclaimed, "stop being rice-ist."

My job is done, clearly there is no more I can teach her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Nik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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That's a foot and...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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What is sweet and walks in the desert?

A Caramel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franzeyyz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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So excited
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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The girl at chipotle asked if I like white or brown rice

I told her that she’s rice-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoeJascoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?

Bernadette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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My wife brought home sushi the other night.

Wife: I bought some with white rice and some with brown.

Daughter: I want white but that doesn't mean I'm racist.

Me: Don't you mean rice-ist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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How do you know so many dad jokes?

I have a dad-a-base.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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My German IT guy won't let me run the Microsoft Disk Operating System on my computer.

DOS ist verboten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Got my wife at the table tonight.

We were finishing dinner as my 2 year old ate some white rice. We are always trying to work nutritional foods into his diet.

My wife: "Think he'd eat brown rice?"

Me: "No. He's a rice-ist."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taco_Pie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2016
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When people say that all rice is the same, that's a little bit

Rice-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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So English Speaking Dad's make lame puns... Examples of German Dad Jokes please,

I have read that puns are not a feature of German humour...

So are German Dad's humourless? I doubt it.

Some examples of German (or any other non-English) Dad jokes please!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2013
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probably already been done:

Wenn ist das NunstΓΌck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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What do you call an Australian that will only eat short-grain rice?

A rice-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Random_Username_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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Is it bad that I hate a certain race?

I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockistar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2015
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What do you call an orthodontist who's lost his right to practice?

An Ortho-don't-ist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nobistik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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I'm boycotting all track and field events in the Olympics.

They're race-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HipsterDoofus31
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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While in line at Chipotle...

My son and I are waiting in line at Chipotle. This guy next to me starts to order. Guy behind the counter asks him what kind of rice he would like. Guy next to me looks at both, considering brown or white. "White rice" he says. I look him directly in the eyes, pause a moment, and state, loud enough for the line and the employees to hear, "That's rice-ist".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordpent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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I discriminate against people who don't parent their kids the way I parent my kids.

I'm a total raise-ist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayneargand
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2016
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Dancing queen

My dad and I were talking about the civil war and the use of slaves and the freedom movement and the such a while ago, (he's a history teacher at the local high school). "Dancing Queen" came on the radio and he leaned over and said, "do you know what people who like this band should be called? Abba-listen-ists" and laughed by himself for a solid minute.

Please help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fastersnail
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2015
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My daughter told me she didn't like brown rice.

I didn't realize I was raising a rice-ist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writechriswrite
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