Strange it seems, Alan Turning
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Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes...

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

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Why did Alan Turing have uniform body density?

Cuz he was homogenius.

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I think Alan Tudyk's latest tweet belongs here
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Who sold roofies to Alan in The Hangover?

Doug Dealer.

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Driving past Alan Shepard's childhood house when Dad strikes.

Mom: I wonder what it would be like to live in Alan Shepard's house. Dad: I hear the family that lives there is really spacey.

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My friend was at a conference this summer where Alan Bean (4th man on the moon) was the keynote speaker...

I told him, "that speech must have been out of this world!"

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Son : "Why is my sister called Teresa?"

Dad : Cause your mum loves Easter and its an anagram."

Son : "Thanks dad."

Dad : "No problem, Alan."

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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

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Because itโ€™s true
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Fun Fact For The Day...

When Alan Turing was cracking codes during WW2, his sister Kay was providing drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues.

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During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.

Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?

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When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic
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Who is the most useful man

Alan Key

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What did the shark have for breakfast?

Alan Rickman

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My dads recent play on words

Me (Lexi): Iโ€™m so excited with these wedding photos. I canโ€™t wait to start on making an album for them,

Dad (Alan): You canโ€™t do that. It would have to be a Lexibum. Youโ€™re name isnโ€™t Al.

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How many miles to the Moon?

Zero. We had a Neil, a Buzz an Alan and nine other guys but no Miles.

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My husband and I were making dinner, and I asked him what I should cook the collards in.

He suggested I use "former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greens-pan".

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The Turings

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks.

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Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?

Dad: Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter

Son: Thanks dad!

Dad: No problem Alan.

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