What pronouns did Michael Jackson go by?
Did you also know Michael Jackson was part Native American?
He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!
I recently did an impersonation of Michael Jackson.
Unfortunately the children were not pleased with that.
What did Michael Myers say after his son's first decapitation?
Wow, son. You're really get a head in life.
What is the difference between a teepee and George Michael’s toupee?
One’s a wigwam, one’s a Wham! wig.
Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess?
Because he can't decide whether he wants to be black or white
I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
How does Michael jackson prepare his eggs?
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
Michael Jackson's favorite tank
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
"The Chi-HE-HEE!"
The problem with Michael Jackson puns is
You don't stop till you get enough
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
George Michael died on Christmas Day
It was his last christmas.
I've said it before and i'll say it again, Michael Jackson is not good.
What would Michael Jackson’s pronouns be?
Is your name Michael? Yes or No?
Thank you for your participation.
I'm doing a Mike Check.
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite treat?
Michael Bublé has released a new toiletries range
i saw Michael Jackson's performed once
I’d first like to make sure this thing is working. If your name is Michael, please stand up.
That concludes the mike check
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
What do Michael Jackson and a helium molecule have in common?
So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.
They call it Bawk to the Future.
How did George Michael get to hospital?
Michael J Fox hacked his way into my old iPhone
He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S
I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?
He was Careless with his Wispa
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite kind of tuna?
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my own grown barley
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains
How come Michael Jackson sings so high?
What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of butter
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?
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