I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
The problem with Michael Jackson puns is
You don't stop till you get enough
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
George Michael died on Christmas Day
It was his last christmas.
I've said it before and i'll say it again, Michael Jackson is not good.
What would Michael Jackson’s pronouns be?
In an alternate universe, George Michael had an allergy to chocolate
He was killed by a careless Wispa
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite treat?
I’d first like to make sure this thing is working. If your name is Michael, please stand up.
That concludes the mike check
Is your name Michael? Yes or No?
Thank you for your participation.
I'm doing a Mike Check.
i saw Michael Jackson's performed once
A bar near me has an event once a week where a guy called Michael freely allows the customers to perform surgery on him...
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.
They call it Bawk to the Future.
What do Michael Jackson and a helium molecule have in common?
How did George Michael get to hospital?
Michael J Fox hacked his way into my old iPhone
He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S
I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite kind of tuna?
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my own grown barley
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of butter
Michael Jackson meets Darth Vader.
Michael asks: "Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie, are you wookie Ani?"
Bret Michaels is releasing a new album of Zeppelin covers...
...working title is "Led Poisoning"
My Mexican girlfriend keeps telling me that I look like Michael Jackson.
How come Michael Jackson sings so high?
What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?
I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series
George Michael, George Michael, George Michael
Did you hear about the piece of fruit that left its wallet at a George Michael concert in Zurich?
It was a Careless Swiss Pear.
Why did Michael Jackson buy a thrift store?
I just found out Michael Stipe from R.E.M. died, and only two people know..
That's me and the coroner.
Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?
He was Careless with his Wispa
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?
What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?
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